Sorry it's so short, I just have no motivation because I hate these characters so much
~Silver
Acornleap patrolled the border by himself, trying to get away from MoonClan drama. He wanted to see some cats from outside of MoonClan. He continued along the grassy border until he spotted a small bird. 'It wouldn't hurt to hunt,' he thought to himself. The tom instantly dropped into a hunting crouch, waiting for the bird to stand completely still.
Leafspot let put a shrill cry. "ACORNBABE! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CALL ME!"
Acornleap watched in horror as the bird flew away at the sound of his friend's voice. "Leafspot!" he growled angrily at the cat "I was stalking that bird! It could have fed half the clan!" The small tom unsheathed his claws and then sheathed them again. {That's unrealistic. :$}
Leafspot went up and slapped Acorn on the cheek. "We're through!" She yelled and left him standing there. (Don't care :/)
Quietheart watched silently on SunClan's side of the border.
Acornleap cursed under his breath. He turned to the border, catching a glimpse of grey-and-white fur. His eyes started shining, as he finally found someone that wasn't completely a moron.
(HEY! That's not nice!)
{I don't care. Your cat, Leafspot, is a moron}
Quietheart smiled and came out of her hiding spot. "H-hey. I s-saw you were hunting? May I help?" [Finally! Someone actually is RPing with me]
Acornleap gave a toothy smile and flicked his tail. "Sure!" he replied happily. "But what were you doing on the other side of MoonClan border?" He minuscule warrior asked with undisguised interest. He wanted to know why the she-cat was breaking the code. {I don't think I've ever RPed with you}
Messyear came up and shouted, "HELLO!"
The fourth wall breaks and the CG admins slowly torture Messyears.
As Acornleap watches Messyear being taken away, he walks over to Quietheart. "So do you want to go hunting?" he asks, uncertain as to what the she-cat was going to say. He tries to act strong, to show Quietheart something that even he didn't know.
{Quietheart}
{Quietheart}
{QUIETHEART}
{WHERE ARE YOU?!}
{I'm all alone...}
{I hate the RolePlay}
{Boop de shwoop de loop. I'm so alone}
{Forever alone}
{Where is Leafspot where you need her}
{SUNCLAW? FIRESTORM CLONE? KIT MAKER?}
{*sigh* I'm out}
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The Ballad Of The MoonClan Roleplay
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