snapchat

character ask

(doing this took so much time, fuck)
(i expect you guys to read each answer hng)
(jk if u wanna u can read)
(ok)

dan howell

1) why did you snapchat phil in the first place?

i was a desperate and lonely teenager who had nothing better to do but to try and find friends so when i found out his username, i thought why not give it a try?

2) do you have a daddy kink? daddy issues??

only for phil.

3) how much do you love phil on a scale from 1-10?

our love cannot be expressed in numbers!!1!1!!

4) who gave you phil's snapchat?

that is a secret

5) are you ever going to ask phil to marry you?

i mean we are technically married, he went to jail for me and i went to therapy for him like do we need marriage to give us a label????

6) are you secretly a female waiting to come out?

what the fuck, no! do i look like a girl?

7) why are you so adorable

dOnT fliRT wiTh mE

8) if you could describe phil in three words, what would they be?

blue, beautiful and sexy

9) on a scale of gay to gay, how gay are you?

i'm the rainbow at the end of the scale

10) what are your biggest turn ons and turn offs?

biggest turn on are love bites??? (bonus points if on the neck)
biggest turn off is farting i guess?? idk this is embarrassing

11) WILL THERE BE A SECOND BOOK, DAD?

i think you spelled dan wrong :/

12) what's your favourite flavour of icecream?

its a tie between ben and jerry's cookie dough and placenta ;)

13) do you like food?

this is the same as asking,

"do you like the idea of evan peters fucking you in the ass?"

and the answer obviously yes

14) do you want a child? if so what would you name them?

i would like to start off with trying to take care of a dog first

if hypothetically phil and i adopted a child, i would name him pablo or bob

15) where do you think you would be right now if you didn't meet phil?

probably in a deep existential crisis

16) when are you gonna propose??

i am kind of a pricey little shit so i think phil will be the one to propose

petty, i knoW DONT BULLY ME OK

17) how many kids do you want?

maybe two? the idea of phil and i carrying a child each in strollers is eVErytHIng

18) make up tips?