The Joker. (Book 1)

Chapter 7

"Yo yo yo!" A voice yells and jumps on me making me holt awake and slap.
"OW!" The voice says and I look up to see Alexis.
"Oh my god I'm sorry!" I ask laughing.
"I should've known better" she says shaking her head while smiling.
"You really should." I say smiling and stand up from the cold floor.
"Okay so" Alexis says clasping her hands.
"There is a mission..." She trails off giving puppy dog eyes.
"Alexis We are not going to rob a zoo." I say and she giggles while shaking her head.
"Not this time" she says and giggles again.
"I came up with this mission. I say we go rob the Gotham bank" she says and I give her crazy eyes.
"Alexis! We've never done anything that big" I say biting my lower lip.
"I'm not sure we're ready" I say and she groans like a child would.
"Please!!" She begs and I groan.

She keeps begging mad after a few minutes I finally give in.
"Yay! Okay, we're all ready so we'll be waiting" she says walking out. I shake my head a bit and shut the door, changing into my outfit with my weapon belt. I slip the pocket knife into my bra and throw some makeup on like usual, before walking out. I walk down the hallways and am met with Alexis and my henchmen.
"Let's go" I say sighing na sale is squeals and runs out, me next and then the henchmen.
"You won't regret this" she says and we get into our car. We brought the car back from our hideout once we slept and woke up. The Joker and his men were out doing something.
Soon after getting Ito the car we pull up to the bank.
"Okay, I brought a few grenades so you guys might wanna put these on" Alexis says and throws out a few bandanas. I see one that's black and grab it, tying it around my face so it's over my mouth and nose.
"Okay let's do this" I say and get out. I go to the truck and open it, seeing her.
"Oh she's so beautiful." I say and pick her up.
"I haven't used her in a while" I say and shut the truck, admiring the machine gun.
"Are ya sure you can still use it?" Alexis says and I nod.
"Well duh" I say and laugh. I make sure it's loaded and we go in.

As the others make sure to keep everyone down I roam the room and skip to the vault. I tilt my head looking at the vault and motion Alexis over.
"Do yo thing" I say and move back. She attached a bomb and activated it, blowing the door up.
"Aha! Oh it's so pretty I'm gonna cry" I say pouting while entering the vault. I send some of my men in to get the money and stuff while I watch out for the cops.
"We got as much as we can boss" one of my henchmen say and I nod toward the car.
"Let's get outta here" I say and we leave. We jump into the car and drive off.
"I can't believe we pulled that off!" I exclaim grinning.
"Better believe it baby!" Alexis shouts making me laugh.
We drive around for a bit just incase and finally pull up the the Jokers hideout, that we're currently staying at.
"Looks like they're not home yet" I say and shrug.

We get out and walk into the place. We go back into the room that I'm staying in. We decided that we'd keep it in my room.
"Just look at all this" Alexis cries out in joy as she runs her hands through the gold and jewelry.
"I know it makes me so happy" I say smiling. We both look up when we hear the door open and shut and hear voices and steps. They're back. Alexis stands and runs out, shutting my door on her way out. I quickly try and hide the new bag full of gold and jewels and money, looking around frantically before shoving some into my shoes, bra, underwear/pants, I'm not sure where it went, and my mouth. I quickly shove it behind one of my bags.

You might be wondering why we're acting like this. Well, the Joker might've said for us not to go on any missions for a while and to lay low. Which we didn't. I hear footsteps come closer and I lay on my bed and act casual, holding up a news paper.

My door opens and there he is, the Joker. He takes a few steps in and looks around. He points at me, and motions me to stand up. I carefully do, hoping nothing falls out. Aka the gold and stuff. "I found this in front of the house" he says holding up a gold coin. My eyes widen.
"Now, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?" He asks and I shake my head giving a close mouthed smile.
"Open up" he says and I motion towards my mouth and throat and act like it hurts.
"You don't have to talk, just open your mouth." He says and I just stare blankly forward. He puts his hand in front of my mouth and I look up with pleading eyes.
"Open." He commands and I open my mouth, spitting out the gold and few diamonds.
"What did I tell you?" He asks and I look down.
"Not to go on any missions or go out and to lay low" I say and he pulls my face upwards so I'm looking at him.
"And what did you do?" He asks me and I gulp.
"Robbed the Gotham bank" I say guilty and he nods.
"That was very bad" he says as if he's a parent.
"Now, is there any more?" He asks, holding the gold and jewels from my mouth. I don't move.
"Karissa." He demands and I groan, taking my shoes off and pouring them into his two hands.
"And?" He asks and I groan, taking my tight shorts off and pouring them out, then taking it out of my underwear.
"Any more?" He asks and I sigh, taking it out of my bra.
"Okay is that all now?" He asks and I nod, smiling.
"Liar." He glares and I get on my knees and out my hands together, begging.
"Please no please I beg of you have some mercy!" I beg with my eyes closed and I hear a him laugh. I crack open my right eye to see him with an amused smile.
"I won't take it from you." He assures me making me stand.
"You promise?" I ask him and he sighs.
"Fine yes, I promise." He says and I nod, grabbing the big black bag and dragging it over, me not being able to pick it up.
"Nice job"he says running his hand through it all. I just nod.
"What's that?" He asks me nodding over to the corner. You can just see a handle of the machine gun from under my clothes I tried hiding.
"Heh well, you see" I start and see him start to walk towards it. Without thinking I jump in front of him, grabbing onto him, trying to push him away. He doesn't budge.
"You don't wanna go over there, it's a mess! Let's go over here! Look ya that's a perfectly nice corner!" I exclaim trying with all my might to push him. I finally give up.
"What are you made up of? Rocks?!" I ask trying to catch my breath. He laughs before walking over and bending over to grab the gun. He stands back up and scans his eyes over it.
"What a beauty" he mumbles making me clap my hands once.
"That's way I said!" I exclaim and watch him.
"Is there anything else your hiding?" He asks and I think.
"Not that I know of" I say shrugging. He comes over to me, grabbing my face rough but gently.
"If I catch you pulling one of these stunts again, I would be so calm" he says and smiles before leaving my room. I sit down on the ground and sighing before realizing I took my pants off. Oops.