Expect the Unexpected (joker love story) (ON HOLD)

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We were sitting in the car and I couldn't help but smirk and start laughing
"What are you laughing for babe?" I looked at J and just started laughing again. I put my arm on his shoulder to calm myself down and said," you care about me because you love me." And started dying again. J shoved my arm off him and said," I care because I like you. I don't love." I raised my eyebrow to piss him off even more
"Sure keep telling yourself that Mistah J." He grumbled a whatever and started driving back to the hideout. Our trip home got cut short when something or should I say someone jumped on top of our car. I looked out the window and saw it was batman.
"Shit J where's the gun!" He pointed to the glove compartment and started driving faster creating a high speed chase as well. I grabbed the gun and tried shoot batman through the roof of the car not caring if It's an expensive ass car. We were driving by the harbor and we were about to make a sharp turn to throw batman into the water when we felt something explode on our tires making the car flip into the water. Once the car made impact with the water J quickly unbuckled our seat belts and he grabbed my hand and smashed the window pushing me through first and swam to the surface. When we broke surface he held me close to him and looked up at the harbor to see batman and commissioner Gordon looking down at us with a gun. We were pulled out of the water and handcuffed. J and I both struggled against the police officers and I even tried to kick on of them but I got a smack in the head as a response
"Hey don't hit her or else Imma carve a smile into your face!" They shoved us into two different cars and drove off.
"Um police officer sir? Where are we going?" The guy stayed silent and kept his eyes on the road
Fine then bastard

After some time I looked out the window and saw the sign Arkham Asylum
Oh shit balls we're screwed
I was once again handled roughly and was pushed through the doors of hell and I turned around to see J handcuffed behind me with guards holding him. He winked at me and mouthed just play along. I was pushed into a cell and was given clothes to change into. Joker was placed in a cell across from me since he was my 'boyfriend'. Joker and I had a little state down then he motion to look in my pocket. I searched my pockets and felt a card and it said I'm going to get you out of here but you still need to be my girlfriend
I rolled my eyes and looked at him and mouth why. He just mouthed back reasons. I sat down on the hard bed and thought
His plan better work

Harley's p.o.v
Selina, ivy, and I were all hanging out at Selina's apartment just watching tv. I was thinking about Vixen and realized she hasn't made any contact with us.
"Hey kitty, Vixen Hasnt called us or anything I wonder if she's ok."
"She's fine Harley she can take care of herself. She's probably seducing him as we speak," Selina said. I sighed and slouched down the couch getting anxious about Vixen.
Gotham City. I'm proud to announce that the Joker and his partner Vixen are now locked up at Arkham Asylum. Batman you have served us once again.
All three of us had our eyes wide open and we shouted,"WHAT." Ivy stood and and faced us
"This wasn't part of the plan! We have to get them out of there!"
I stood up this time and said,"No! Knowing joker he already has an escape plan this isn't the first time he's done it. Plus if she's with him that's a good sign! He's trusting her to go on missions with him." Ivy sighed and sat down. This time Selina spoke up
"I hope you're right Harls. He probably cares about her somewhat."

Vixen's p.o.v
I was in my Arkham uniform and it took me a while to get it on because I had to keep yelling at J not to look at me change. I sat cross legged on the bed and stared at the wall ignoring Joker calling my name. He eventually stopped after he was threatened by the guards to be moved into a different cell. I knew this had gone all over the knees and wondered what the girls were thinking
They probably think I failed them or something
There was a knock on my cell door and I looked and saw a doctor.
"Hello Vixen I'll be your doctor here for therapy sessions and our first one will be tomorrow." I heard J clear his throat gaining the attention of the Doctor
"Hey doctor I was wondering if Vixen and I can have sessions together."
"Why would you want that?"
"Well she is my girlfriend and I want to make sure everything is fine with her." The doctor hesitantly agreed and I shook my head
The doctors here are so naive
The doctor left and J winked up me and sent me a kiss. I blushed but looked away rolling my eyes.
What does this boy have planned.