Dennise Michelle Lazaro
Three days had pass and Alyssa have still her penis. Ghad, kasalanan ko pala! I read the book over and over again, pero hindi ko pa rin maintindihan. The words has translations, pero mas complicated ang meaning sa English. Yung binasa ko naman, walang translation which sucked.
It's my fault. I just turned my girlfriend into a guy! A man. She had real penis and real sperm cell, plus, a freaking two balls, testicles. How would I know that I wished all those stuffs?! Great! Now, I need to deal with funny stress. I don't even know what to call her, she or he? His or her?!
"Daaaan!" I whined when I came in the room. "Get up! Why are you so lazy?!"
She became a he, and she became lazy, like my kuya! She was laying on her stomach, showing her toned back. Yung katawan niya, shape lalake na din! Hindi ko na talaga alam gagawin ko sakanya!
"Tsk," she covered her head with a pillow.
I put my hands on my hips and stared at her. "Kailan ka babangon? Alas dose na! Kanina pa ako pabalik balik dito?" Tanong ko sakanya. Hindi siya sumagot kaya sumimangot ako at hinampas siya ng mahina sa tagiliran, "Sweetheart! Sabi mo lulutuan mo ako ng breakfast!"
Wala pa ring sagot. Her breathing deepened causing me to frown. Tulog na naman po siya. Lumabas ako ng kwarto at nadatnan si ate na nakatitig sa laptop niya. Dixon was sleeping beside her.
"Ate, ano yan?"
"Your house, inaayos ko lang yung papers. Nakausap ko na daddy ni Alyssa."-Ate Justine
"What did you tell him?"
"That you and Alyssa are living together, so, I asked him na, maybe wala nang problema about it, like sainyo ng dalawa yung house." Paliwanag niya at pinakita ang laptop, "Im going to print these papers about the house, then you and Alyssa are going to sign it."
"We're not married yet. And her name is Dan."
Tumawa siya ng mahina, I sat next to her and carried Dixon on my lap. "Ikakasal din naman kayo eventually! At least may house na kayo after wedding. And of course, her name is Dan."
I sighed. Niyakap ko si Dixon at saka tumayo habang buhat buhat siya. "You can go to work, kami na mag baby sit kay Dixon."
"You sure?"-Ate Justine
"Of course."
Ate started to move and prepared herself for work kaya pumasok na ako sa kwarto. I laid Dixon beside Alyssa and laid next to him. Kaagad namang napamulat si Alyssa at antok na ngumiti saakin. I rolled my eyes on her but the latter turned on her back and carried Dixon to put him on her top.
"Kailan ka babangon?" Asar kong tanong.
"Huwag mo akong kausapin."-Alyssa
"Eh di huwag," sagot ko. Bumuntong hininga siya. I moved closer and hugged her waist. Pumikit ako habang nakadikit ang ilong ko sa gilid ng leeg niya. Naramdaman ko ang pag halik niya sa noo ko kaya napangiti ako at nag pout. "Nakaya mo, 10 days na..."
"Nakaya mo din," mahina niyang sabi.
Nanatili akong nakapikit, at hindi ko na namalayang nakatulog na pala ako habang nakayakap sakanila ni Dixon.
I woke up when I felt a little finger poking the inside of my nose. My brows knitted because of the tickling sensation. I opened my eyes and saw Alyssa and Dixon who was giggling whilst looking at me. A smile crept onto my lips before I shut my eyes again.
"Kiss mommy na, tell her to wake up."-Alyssa
"She'll get mad at me."-Dixon
"No, she won't. I'll get mad at her if she gets mad at you." Sagot naman nung isa kaya napa roll eyes ako. "Tell her she needs to take a bath, she stinks."
