Today was not at all what I expected. When I walked into class that day I saw that my daughter was kissing her wannabe dad, Jim bob. What was she thinking, that's disgusting why would you kiss people in the class. I walked over to him with eyes wide open
"Jim bob baby, tell me the truth, please tell me why you kiss our daughter in school." I said, while frugally was laughing.
"Our daughter? Are your mental? this is my wife. Now depart from my sight and let me be." Jim bob yelled in annoyance.
"Fregully, why did you lie to your mother, about you being my daughter and him your father?" I asked
"because your such a freak. I don't like you Suesen, you eat to much poop."
"Well I will get my vengeance on you soon, watch your back, for I'll be back."
With that I lets them two in silence and fear, for what I'll do next. This day was way to stressful, I had to find Sasha. There he was sitting down on the desk, so beautiful like a smooth greasy hot dog. Then just when I was about to sit, a boy came up to me staring, with out blinking he said,
"I wish I were your sock, I want to be with you every step of the way."
With that he left me there with nothing but a feeling of needing to fart. I farted. I farted good. I grated hard. I walked to Sasha and sat next to him. I stared at him with nothing but love and passion about what happened last night. We sat there at stared at each other for 6 hours. Then I blurted out,
"You should call the bomb squad, cause there's going to be an explosion in my anus."
"I'll do that for you."
With that he called, hung up the phone. He then pulled out a bag of molded bread.
"I want you eat your fudge buns on some bread." He said.
That got me more happy then anything.
The bomb squad arrived. Calling everyone out because they thought there was a bomb. They didn't know it was my rectum juice coming out to play some peek a boo. I got in front of everybody and stood on the table.
"Attention every human. What you are about to witness right now may be the last thing you remember when you awake in 5 months exact. I Suesen Birtha, from Texas, born in 2ooo, have something to share. Get ready, because you will need to be, for what will come next."
I then felt every single muscle in my rectum get excited. Then BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM explosion over the whole room, people were screaming, getting knocked out by my chunky load, everybody screamed out the door horrified.
I saw my uncles velociraptor dive from the sky full speed. Be then pulled me up. I had nothing on but a shirt, cause of the explosion the took my knickers off. I looked back to see the master piece I created. Everyone screamin, crying, knocked out, you name it. I didn't know why they were screaming and crying but I knew it was from their happiness.
