I woke the next winter to find that Flu, TocoMan and Sasha were still Hibernating. I decided to leave them alone for a while and go take a dump by the big tree, I always wanted to poop on.
While I was walking over there I kept hearing screaming nosies from a women she was crying out "HELP". Whatever, I'm no super Suesen right now. It's my brake time. So I just went on with my own business like no ones watching. I pulled my tunic up and dumped right then and there. Then I heard a meowing noise. I looked down to see that I just poured out my waste onto a poor shelterless cat.
I kept hearing the women and I got annoyed, so I put my homemade ear plugs in, they were made of cockroaches. So I only listened to hissings from the cockroaches.
I didn't know when they would wake from hibernation so I decided to take a fly. I spread out my homemade wings and took off in the mountains. The air was breezy and cold on my buttocks. It felt as if I were dreaming in hibernation again.
I landed in a bear cave. As I went inside I stepped on a bear and it growled at me then took a poop. As I got inside more I heard some monkeys talking, so I decided to check it out. They were talking some crazy language.
"Fizz waas boob tang" one said.
"Rub sub bub" the other said back.
I didn't know what they were saying but how dear they insult me like that. I hoped on my lizard cow and we charged straight for them. Just when I thought it was over, they jumped on top of me and pulled me to the ground hard. My self defense mechanism kicked in and I blew them from wall to wall with my hard shart. And I ran out the cave and swam back to came.
When I got to camp, everything seemed strange and normal. I went to check on the ground when something touched the front of my elbow. I turned in front of me and surly enough there was my my fudge babies.
"We are going to eat you Suesen Donald Birtha." The learned of the gang said.
"Not before I eat you poopsicles." I said.
I lunged for the turds and ate the poop out of them. I turned to see the group was facing me.
"What happened Suesen?" Sasha said.
"we are in war with our turds."
