Once we left the building of the school, I jumped on honkey and Sasha jumped on ladkins, while flu jumped on her turtle named sour bottom. All of us ran full speed, down the street, going 6286 miles per hour. The cops were chasing us because of what we did at the school. We had to get out of there.
The cops were gaining up on us so we were forced to push the turbo buttons on our animals left buttocks. We flew through the sky like pie. We got to my cottage after losing the cops behind us in the lake. We parked our pouches in the bathroom and started to pack up our luggage. We couldn't stay here they would find us. Uncle came in from working at the cat house.
"Where do you monkey brains think your going at 18:97 at night time?" Uncle asked.
I responded with, "we are running from the cops. Aka we are running away from home so they don't find us, now uncle please don't tell step mother, and please don't morn for us while leave this horrid town."
"Okay have fun." He said.
We started to pack as much poop as we could fit in our clothes, pockets, and even out trash bags that we used as backpacks. We shoved the crud mud in our animals, and took off Like the wild steeds we are.
When we arrived in our hidden out house, we unpacked our luggage, and bathed in the sharty water in the toilet.
Then we layed out our hay stacked along with our sheep skin. The out house what big enough for two people And we only had 2, me, Sasha and flu. Sasha and flu were talking and laughing. How could he be talking to the three faced, silver backed gorilla? I walked over to them and was eavesdropping on their stupid and uneducated conversation they were having without me. I was the only one that passed the 67th grade in high school, and Im going to stop at nothing to become the leader of these pewee braided, uneducated fools.
I walked over to those mental hobbknockers with nothing but confidence and a loaded anal gun. They looked up at me. Flu who had looked like she's seen a elephant give birth to a great white shark. What ever. I looked down at Sasha, oh Sasha. He looked so sexy at night, like a Silkie black stallion being devoured by it's birth giver.
"What are you doing Sasha? Talking to my evil step monkey I have for a sister." I yelled.
"Suesen calm down baby, I talk to your sister because she is a great chick and I really have fun with her company. But listen when I say that I'm in love with you Suesen Donald Birtha. I love every 83.5 strands of hair on your head. I love you from head to knee cap." Sasha said. Aww he really knew how to make me smile. He continued his sentience with "the other half of the leg belongs to flu, for her feet Bring out the foot fetish in me." That makes since.
"I love you Sasha. Forever and forever." I said, with Puckering my scaly chapped, cold sore infested lips. I pressed them against his puffy fat eye balls while they were open.
I then looked at flu with a very evil look.
"I love you flu as a sister but if I catch you looking at him again then I will show you the other side of this sexy raw human flesh." I told her.
"Now listen both of you. I am the pack leader for this congregation and I except that you do as I say. If you don't you will be eliminated and sent home while you face harsh punishment that includes eating my Personal human fecal matter until you can even say a single word." I shouted at them.
They both smiled at me with the look of desperation for a leader to lead them out of this unpleasant journey.
"We will make it through this depressing time as a whole. Only if you don't believe that we can, Now join forces with me as we attack the forces that brought us to this out house. And forced us to take refuge here like the exotic, untamable zoo animals we are. Now we will walkout of this cockroach infested cottage, and we will take over the city that is ours! Now who's with me?!" I shouted for the world to hear.
Sasha and flu looked very confused, which didn't surprise me because they didn't make it pass the 8567655 grade.
"So flu, what did you say happened when you left a giant turd in the microwave?" Sasha said totally ignoring everything I just said.
"Oh it exploded everywhere and uncle and step mother spanked me." Flu responded.
So that's what happened to our 2 cent micro-cooker. That little monster. We got that 78% off, whatever that meant.
I reached my hand over to flu and high fived her ugly hairy face. She then started to bleed like shark week.
"Suesen how dare you slap me like You don't know not to slap me in the nose but in the buttcakes" flu said.
I stormed off and went to sleep.
