I arrived at school on honky, while Sasha arrived on his cat named ladkins. We got in class. We sat across the room from each other. We were yelling while everyone stared and yelled for us to shut up.
"Sasha, why don't you ever say you love me?" I yelled.
"Well Suesen. I do love the poop out of you. It's just I'm very shy." He yelled.
"Will the two of you shut up?"
"Seriously"
"Get a room"
"Shut up you freaks", people were yelling at us, cause they were taking a test.
"Sasha please tell me your secrets" I yelled.
"Suesen! I have an obsession for eating old used deodorant." He said. "Tell me yours."
"SHUT UP ALREADY".
"Suesen ignore them." Sasha said.
"Sasha I like to sneak in your room at night and watch you sleep while braiding your armpit pubes. I also consume your leftover from you chamberpot!" I shouted.
"Suesen I love you" he shouted.
"I love you to Sasha."
"Shut up you two" they all shouted.
"Eat my poop" I told them
"MRS BIRTHA GO TO THE OFFICE NOW" Mrs pickle said.
I jumped out of my seat and crawled out the door like a snake while everyone was laughing at me. I go to the office and saw flu applying for classes with uncle and step mother. I walked up to them.
"Hi flu. I just got kicked out of class" I said.
"Cool do you want to run away together. You can take Sasha." She said.
"Your such a rebel. I like it. I like you. Okay we will do it. After we sewer spray mrs pickle." I said.
"Okay."
Me and flu went to lunch and sat at the table with a group of "populars", they called themselves.
"What do you two freak shows think your doing sitting with us like your cool?" The pack leader said.
We started to growl at them like we were wolves. "This is our table. Lawrence. Now leave before we squirt our body spray all over your ugly gucci outfit." Flu yelled back.
"You wouldn't dare!" Lawrence said.
"Both of our power butts will take this whole school down until there's nothing left but floppy noodle bodies. No leave Lawrence. You have until we out to 5" I said.
"1"
Still there.
"2"
Still there.
"6"
Still there.
"5!"
BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM explosion 101. Lawrence flew back 825282638 ft in the air with the rest of the building. Everyone flying from wall to wall. I looked over and saw flu shooting her chunking loads out. Everyone got knocked out but there was teachers from ever corner of the room trying to stop us. One grabbed my head and swung me to the ground with that I pooped myself up. And grabbed his under panties and pulled them to his head. I gave flu some gas to keep her poop coming. When that was all over. Me, Sasha and flu left to my cottage.
