Yesterday was a adventure. Today I go to school. I took a poop and milk bath.
I jumped on honkey and headed for school.
"How are you and Oreo?" I asked
"We are good and having a baby" he replied.
We say in silence. And we arrived at school. Walking into the classroom I saw Sasha buttlicker.
"Hey silky bottom" I said.
"Hey anal stench" he said.
"I love you" I said
With that he slid out the door like a penguin.
Why did he do this to me? Why did he not say it?
"Suesen" mrs. Pickle said
"Yes mrs. Pickle" I replied,
"What it 4+4?" She asked
"44" I replied.
"Your stupid" mrs. Pickle said furious.
"Thank you" I replied. Then she rolled her eyes.
Sasha came back in 726 minutes later. And sat down in the open window seal. We were on the 926 level of the building but he didn't care.
I fell asleep under my desk. I dreamt about flying sausage whooping poop inside my mouth while I was making whale sounds underneath hibernation. Then Sasha came out of no where a started to sing to me. I don't no the song but it was cute. Then he took his hair off his face and head. And started to dance. I didn't know that he had a hairy chest. But I liked it.
The bell rang for us to leave. Sasha looked at me In The hall way, he stood there in the crowd staring at me then all of a sudden BANG! I was knocked to the floor by some kid riding a bike I. The hallway. I struggled to get up from the ground, and when I did, I look to see Sasha and he was gone.
I had a silent walk home just the sound of my farts and kids passing by, and calling me names and throwing dog poop at me, I struggled to do my best to catch it with my mouth. I got to my cottage and went straight to the room and locked myself in. Wondering why Sasha kept doing that. I couldn't help it I fell asleep.
