I woke up with Suesen attacking me with her meat loaf. She was screaming like a dying Proboscis monkey. I slapped Suesen in the eye and she crumbled on the ground.
"STOP Suesen! You can't treat us like we are your tamable animals." I shouted.
"I feed you my hard cruds. So that makes me the leader of this family." Suesen screamed back.
"You do have a point Suesen, sorry for beating you with my chicken broth." I said. "I'm sorry for whipping you with my turtle neck."
"It's okay, flu, no one blames you. I tend to get out of control sometimes after eating my turd. I trust that you know best when my uncles velociraptor is missing in action." Suesen said. "By the way flu, you should change your tunic and give it to me, I smelt a hard sour butt gobbler up in there, and that's why I attacked you."
"It's okay, I understand. I will change my tunic and give it to you." I said.
Suesen walked off as Sasha came to me.
"Once I got arrested for braking into homes and tickling butt holes." Sasha said.
Sasha then walked off to go suck on suesens toes. Poor Sasha, I couldn't imagine all the stuff he's been through.
Then all of a sudden BANG! Then man that was threatening us before, showed up. His pudding eyes and his crap brown hair flew with the wind as he stood on the rocky hills of caboob.
"HERE YEE HERE YEE! I TocoMan, am back! I plan to have what I came for!" He said.
"ATTACK THE CRUD GOBBLING TURD STEALER!!" Suesen screamed for the world to see.
We all attacked him as he screamed. Suesen took her poop tunic and tied him to the tree by his 6 hands. And forced turd on his face. he passed out from all the aroma. We carried him back to camp to properly tie him up to our hot dogs.
"Tell us were the poop is!" Sasha told him.
"It in my pants." He replied.
We checked his pants and surly enough they were there. TacoMan was telling the truth. Suesen knocked him above his head with her meatball sub sandwich. An out he went. We crowed around each other growling like tigers while eating out fecal matter. Then we all chilled on our hey stacks and went to sleep.
