So much had happened yesterday. I woke to the sound of me sharting me bed while uncle and stepmother walking in from their vacation. I hurried out of my hay stack, to put my dirty, stained tunic on my poopy sweaty body that hasn't been cleaned "properly" since birth. I ran down stairs to greet them. I stopped to see that they came home with a young girl like me.
"What are you called?" I asked
She looked at me and said "flu".
"Wow that's a lovely title. I'm called Suesen birtha, are you my friend?" I asked.
"No in your new sister, you parents adopted me." She said.
"Oh cool we can share everything. Even my tunic, since you have no cloths." I told her.
She smiled and said thank you. And she headed straight to the kitchen and attacking the fridge like she can't be tamed.
Uncle seemed happy. "Suesen flu is very special just like you" he said. "Ever since I popped her out of my womb I knew it."
I didn't know uncle carried her in his womb. I thought she was adopted. Whatever I didn't care, I had to brake the news to her about staying away from Sasha. I walked over to the gray haired freak and with all my force, I drop kicked her to the ground and sat on her stomach while holding her 3 hands above her head, like iv seen in films.
"Listen you one eyed monkey! I have a boyfriend I'd like you to stay away from. I studied you from across the room and I know what your capable of. If I catch you even looking at his sexy self then I will poop the tunic off you." I got off her an she struggled to her feet.
"Do you have any pickles?" She asked.
"Yeah there in the dishwasher". I said.
I went to my room and saw Sasha across the street. I was spying on him thru the window with my two eyed binoculars. He was standing in the window sitting on top of his cat while staring straight at me with all his passion. He was wearing a blue dinner dress with his hair in a ponytail. "OH SASHA! OH HOW I LOVE YOU!", I yelled out loud for the whole world to know. With that he and his cat jumped from the window and ran full speed ahead, coming toward us. I jumped on the ground with all four and ran like a draft, swinging my neck back and fourth, making my speed faster with every swing. We then met face to face. Staring at each other for 4825727 hours. I stared at him deep and hard. Then out of no where he ran off with him still on his cat. Left me breathless. I then passed out from the over whelming love.
