August 11,2016
Time 19:30
Y/N:
Hello?
Simon:
Sorry, editing :)
Y/N:
Um ok so do I get an explanation on you stalking meh ._.
Simon:
I was doing research
Y/N:
Lies!
Don't be a sinner
Sinner lies
And burn in hell
Simon:
You need Jesus
Y/N:
Jesus needs me
Simon:
Savage Y/N
Y/N:
The savagist ever
Simon:
Is that even a word?
Y/N:
In my dictionary it is.
Suck it
Simon:
Suck what?!?
Y/N:
Idk
A popsicle
Banana
Tic tac
Simon:
I wOULD cHoke!!!
Y/N:
YOU CHOKE!?!
Simon:
I DONT CHOKE Y/N
Y/N:
YOU SWALLOW!!!!!
Simon:
Y/N!
Y/N:
I'M DYING I CAN'T
BREATH RN
10 MINUTES LATER
Y/N:
SIMON???
I was playing around :(
Hello??
It's me
Simon:
Really =\
Y/N:
Wtf who uses = it's all about the circle fammm ..
they make better faces :) ;) :( :'( :o:P:$:S
Look at those beautiful faces
Simon:
Are we really discussing faces rn
Y/N:
Yes
Simon:
Y/N
Y/N:
L/N!!
Simon:
Why did you say your last name???
Y/N:
You said my first name, so I yelled my last name :))
Simon:
Wow
Clever
Im gonna do that now
Y/N:
Swag
Simon:
Very much
Y/N:
What ya doing Minter?
Simon:
Texting you
Wow Y/N I really thought you he smarter
Y/N:
Go suck a tic tac
Simon:
I wOULD cHoKe
Y/N:
LIKE YOU DID ON JOSH DICK
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Simon:
bye
Y/N:
Wait Simon?!?
Please
Come back to me
Simon!
S
I
M
O
N
Appreciate me talking to you!!!
I'm a loner right now, you left me.
I'm telling to the world miniminter left me.
Simon:
I'm back
Y/N:
I knew you come back, I'm irresistible
Simon:
Lies
C'mon Y/N don't be a sinner you would rot in hell
Y/N:
._.
Go drink bleach
Then die in a hole
Simon:
My schedule kinda filled sorry love
Y/N:
I'm leaving
Simon:
No your not
Y/N?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING
COME BACK
WE HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL
YOU READ THE TEXT!!
RESPOND!!
Y/N
(HALF OF FAVORITE CHORUS FROM SONG)
Y/N:
(OTHER HALF)
FUCK YOU
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING (FAVORITE BAND) INTO THIS
How did you even know???
Simon:
I was researching
Duh
Y/N
Wait does that mean you found my sex tape?
Simon:
WHAT Y/N
Y/N:
I'M KIDDING I'M WITH JESUS ALL THE WAY
Simon:
That wasn't funny
Y/N:
Yes it was
I wish I saw your reaction
Lol
Simon:
Ha-ha
Y/N:
I'm amazing
Simon:
Your eh
Y/N:
Your eh!
Simon:
I slay!!!
Y/N:
I slay!!
I'm a definition of Queen
Perfection
I'm the boss
Simon:
Lies I'm the King
Y/N:
I'm queen
Simon:
He he King and Queen, were married lol
Y/N has left the chat
Simon:
Fuck me
___________________
Wow Simon, way to fuck it up, but c'mon Y/N ACCEPT SIMON'S LOVE. HE'S SIMON FUCKING MINTER
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I WILL TRY TO POST another chapter today. Sorry this one Is short, I just have so much homework and quizzes to study for. But year love you guys vote and feed back is appreciated
Peace
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Fanfiction"How much a date?" "Ugh, do I have to explain again! 15 dollars a video, 10 a picture and 10.50 if a fan gets a picture and 25 a date" "Sounds reasonable" "So yes?" "I love too" <> [Created August 19 2016]
