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"Hello Josh!?" I snapped out of thought and turned and saw Cal

"Oh, um what do you want?"

"Sorry, I just asked where did you meet them?" He asked

"Oh, I met Y/N at Nandos and those were her friends, didn't you recognize them. That's HereitsMiko and CluelessLeen" I laughed he chuckled, I walked behind Simon and noticed him on Twitter. Me being a noisey person, I looked over his shoulder "Why are you stalking Y/N?" He jumped and dropped his phone, I laughed.

"What, ugh Josh!" He turned bright red, he picked up his phone and turned it off. "Privacy!!"

"What's that?" I smirked, he gave me a sarcastic smile and walked away muttering curse words to his room. I went with guys in the lounge and played ping pong with Tobi

S I M O N

I walked up to my room and shut the door behind me. I got her snapchat from her number, then searched her name on Twitter and got insta from that too.

What the hell are you doing Simon?

I stared at my window for a moment. Im just doing research, she did it on me. I can do the same, right? Well she's helping me.

"What am I doing" I muttered and set my phone down, I just think she's cute, that normal Right? Thinking a girl cute, I think a lot of girls are cute.

"No you don't" I turned and saw Cal, "you thought out loud, you really don't think a lot of girls are cute, and that kinda odd" he laughed and sat down

"Shut up, look I think she's a nice girl" I shrugged playing it cool.

"Ok, admit Simon. This little helper can mean something bigger"

"I call her cute and now my friends think she will be the love of my life" I rolled my eyes

"Hey, today is an odd day. I mean I thought I liked gingers but I think Leen is hot. She's a brunette" he smirked "also, since your stalking Y/N mind finding out what Leen's media is" he grabbed my phone and scrolled through it. I snatched it away from him

"It's like her channel, Clueless Leen" I muttered he pulled out his phone and did his stuff.

"Thank you my man, now why ate you stalking Y/N?" He sat back

"I wasn't stallking! I was researching " I whined

"That what they all say" he sang and smiled I glared at him, "fine, fine, what we're you researching for"

"Thank you, and Josh suggest I should ask her out" I smiled

"Are you?"

"Well, I barley know her. So I'm researching what kind of guys she likes. Then plan on texting her for a few weeks and get to know her"

"Seems like a chill plan, have you found out what kind of guys?" He looked up from his phone

"Sadly, she seem more interested into athletes" I frowned

"You play football"

"Not professionally, and plus look at these sticks" I waved my arms, he chuckled and grabbed my arm.

"Wow Miko was right, you need to eat man" he wiggled it around and laughed , I pulled away and sat on my bed.

"Shut up, I have to worry about YouTube first. That why I don't eat" I quietly muttered

"And how do expect to get a girlfriend when all you worry about is YouTube. According to Y/N Facebook she wants a boy that will pay attention, unlike her ex boyfriend -insert name-
He never payed attention" he read from his phone

"Are you stalking Y/N" I got slightly jealous

"No I'm stalking Leen, then she shared Y/N post with the caption Truth" he laughed

"I love how girls think they only stalk, but we stalk to" I laughed , I got out my phone and went through Y/N insta. They were just pictures of her and family, some with Leen and Miko, trips she taken around the world.

"Wows, she's been to Hawaii" I smiled looking at a pic of hers

"When?" Cal looked over

"Says here about one year ago"

"I think that a bit to much researching" he laughed I nodded, I tried to slide up but ended up liking

"SHIT, FUCK MY LIFE" I yelled

"YOU IDIOT, WAY TO LOW KEY RESEARCH!" Cal panicked, I threw my phone on my bed. We both got up and paced around the room "Well maybe she didn't see it, maybe her phone off" he nodded

"Um yeah, your right, she won't notice at all" I smiled uneasy. Then my phone buzzed I walked over and looked not picking it up.

Message from Y/N

Y/N: Are you stalking me??

"SHE NOTICED" I panicked and ran my hands through my hair.

"Hey, you thought she was cute, so um your fine" he placed his hands on his hips. "Right?!" I nodded no

"She's gonna think I'm a weirdo!" I groaned, then another buzz.

From Y/N

Y/N: um ok don't answer

"Now I'm a Dick and not respond" I collapsed on the floor and stared up.

"We need water!" Cal yelled the guys came up

"What the hell happened!?" Josh came and fanned me

"Code red, with a mix of code Blue" Cal muttered

"You mean?" Vikk looked at Cal he nodded slowly

"Liking a old ass picture, and not responding" they all gasped

"Wait, please don't tell me it was with-" I cut Josh off

"Yeah, with Y/N" he groaned and covered his face

"Aww Simon" he shook his head. My phone buzzed, we all turned there head. I lifted my hand up, Harry walked over and handed it to me

From Y/N
Talk to mee

Simon:
Hi

Y/N:
Hello

"Were Good!" Tobi yelled they all sighed in relief. I smiled

"Josh, when will you talk to her?" I got up

"Hmm Saturday, we'll go out for lunch" he pulled out his phone and I'm assuming, texted her.

"You gave us a heart attack" Vikk laughed. The guys all nodded

"Dude, what if she doesn't like you, you would have gone through all that panic for nothing" JJ laughed Josh pushed his arm playfully.

"Hopefully we have a few things in common, i would actually like to take her out" I smiled they all awwed , but JJ laughed "ay why you laughing" I punched him playfully

"Once you take her out, you gotta fuck her" he laughed and walked out. The guys stood there awkwardly and rushed out.

"You can do it" Josh assured me and walked out.

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Simon and Cal are low key stalkers .-. I dig that and wtf Josh Y/N is there to help you. Fuck plan B.....or stick to it....just keep in mind tho

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