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Chapter 2

"Wake up!" I flinched and looked up and saw Josh

"What!" I groaned turing to my covers.

"Were going out into the real world. Outside" I cringed and got up.

"Why so early?" I threw the covers off and got up

"The early bird get the worm" he chirpped and walked out. I rolled my eyes and began to get ready. I debated if I should wear a sidemen shirt or not. What if girls question it, then I have to explain everything, they would A not be interested and find it weird or B not have any interest but use me for fame or money even both. I frowned and decided just to wear a plain black shirt with a designed pocket on the right side. I grabbed my phone and walked downstairs.

"What do have here" Vikk smiled I walked into the kitchen and made some cereal "going to get girls?" I nodded "Good luck mate" he smiled and walked out. Josh came in and grabbed a bowl

"So, JJ never said anything abound being a wingman" he smiled I chuckled "what our strategy ? How do I explain you to girls? What kind of girls do you want?" He pointed at me with a spoon. I leaned against the island thinking

"Don't know, just as long as she not rude and nice"

"So not attractive?" His mouth full of cereal.

"Well yeah, like a model but she's not a model, also she has to have pretty eyes" I smiled

"What about hair color?" He finished his food and put his bowl in the sink.

"Don't matter, can we go?" I laughed he nodded we walked toward his car."Where are we gonna go anyway" I opened the door and got in the car.

"The cafe"

"So cliche" I muttered

"Do you want a wing man or not" he started the car and looked at me. "I could just watch you suffer attempting to talk to girls" he smirked

"Whatever, just drive" I grumbled and sat back in my seat. He laughed and drove. It was silent , a mix of comfortable and awkward. We finally got there and pulled up. He got out and so did I. He locked the car and we walked to the small cafe. I scanned the little shop, there was a few girls

"Are you ready tiger" Josh smirked and placed his hand on my shoulder. I laughed and shrugged he pushed me and I tripped onto a girl

"Wow, thanks" she sarcastically said I looked up at her. "Is there something wrong with your eyes!" She partly yelled and pushed past me, I frowned and went to sit on a stool, Josh came to my side

"How that go?" He smiled

"Horrible" I muttered and laid my head on the counter

"Hey,relax we have all day it will be fine, and even fun. Depends on how you look at it" he shrugged I saw another girl sitting on the couch. "Go for it" he smirked. I nodded and awkwardly walked over, I opened my mouth and froze. She looked up from her laptop and took her headphones off.

"Finally, can I have more biscuits and another coffe, more suger this time" she handed me the mug and plate and went back to what she was doing. I just shut my mouth and nodded I took it the counter and set it down

"How that go?"

"She thought I worked here" I frowned

"Hey it will get better" he pat my shoulder and smiled.

He was wrong

All day, I got rejected the same excuses over and over. Some would pretend to have an American accent may I add horrible one too and claim they wouldn't be here long, some would say there married hoe where that ring at tho or have a boyfriend. Getting ignored pushed pass, but some girls have a heart and let me know nicely there not interested .

"Wanna try again tomorrow?" Josh asked nicely pulling into the driveway. I shrugged "taking that as a yes" he laughed I got out but he stayed.

"Where you going?"

"On a date with Freya" he smiled I nodded and waved bye as he drove off.

J O S H

I really felt bad for Simon. Why would he even take a bet like this?! I know I wouldn't,I drove out the driveway and made my way to the restaurant. I texted Freya to meet me at Nandos I drove silently and focused on the road. Once I got there I parked my car and walked in. I looked around for her and there she was. She was looking up at the waitress talking and ordering. I walked over and sat beside her. The waitress walked away and Freya turned to me.

"I ordered your food already" she smiled I grabbed her hand and pecked her lips, "so why the sudden meet up?" She laughed

"I need advice" I muttered

"Josh, you muttered I can't hear you mutter" she placed her hand on my shoulder "is everything ok?" I nodded

"I need advice" I said a bit louder. She sighed in relief and laughed

"For a second I thought you were gonna break up with me" she laughed placing he hand on heart. "What do you need advice on?"

"Well, now that I think of it, I don't see it as advice but your point of view, your throughts" I tapped my finger on the table.

"Shoot it at me" she smirked

"So Simon, he took this stupid bet with JJ of him getting a girlfriend by the end if next month or the month after that" I took a breath "if he looses he has to admit he's gay to the world" her jaw dropped

"You guys, or boys are so stupid in general!" She yelled I sighed and nodded "Simon not gay, and everyone knows that but why just ugh, Josh you didn't do anything about it!"

"I tried but he ignored" I raised my hands in defence she shook her head.

"Well I can help, I have one Fri-"

"You can't" I cut her off

"What why?" She asked furrowed her eyebrows

"There rules"

"Rules?"

"Yes, he can't go on a blind date, can't date female friends and can't be set up" she nodded listening

"Well that stupid, so he has to do all this old school or internet wise" I nodded but stopped

"Old school, JJ kinda ruined the internet dating for him" she rubbed her face

"Poor Simon" she frowned

"I have an idea....but this is where I need your advice if it's right" she looked up at me. "What if....what if I buy him a girlfriend?"

"A fake girlfriend?"

"Yes..a fake girlfriend"