"5-4-3-2-1!" I stared at my watch as the boys all rushed down. They grabbed there bags as they walked out the door. "Cal and rest will meet us there, so let's go" I locked the door and walked to the car.
Y/n:
Simon what was that tweet about yesterday??
Y/n:
Low key very worried
Y/n:
Reading but not responding Everyone Simon Edward Minter, best boyfriend award
Simon:
Oh thank you, thank you I love to thank my beautiful gf she's the reason I'm not alone and crying in a corner.
Y/n:
You will be if you don't answer my question
Simon:
Danm oh would you like at that, I gotta get going babe love you <3
Y/n:
Fuck you
Y/n:
Suck a dick
Simon:
That's your job my love ;)
Y/n:
I'm.........
Y/n:
Bye
I chuckled and and looked at the guys
"I can't wait to see her" I jumped in the seat
"What do we do the whole two weeks though? The girls will be at playlist" JJ looked up from his phone
"No only for one" I added
"Why don't we just surprise them, we'll get hotel rooms and like surprise them at there own meet and greet" Josh looked away from the road and smiled. "I'll record it all"
"We can go searching for Clowns!" Josh smiled
"No we should wait for the the girls" I smirked
Y/N
"low key wanna fuck somebody but then I don't" Leen said laying upside down on her bed scrolling through videos
"I'M FUCKEN DONE, I'M LEAVING" Miko shouted coming to her room
"Wow. Wow what happened?" I laughed
"Fucken clowns, everywhere like what the actually fuck!" She yelled and slumped onto the bed.
"Shhh child" Leen placed her hand on her face "your not safe here" she smiled, Leen and I laughed loudly, the others heard and came into the room.
"We should go clown hunting" Rylee smiled
"No, next week right now we focus on playlist, which reminds me" Leen got up and went towards the door "get out. I need sleep"
"I just got here, I'm too lazy" Amber frowned, Leen grabbed her arms and dragged her out. All the gals sighed loudly and walked out.
"Make sure everything locked, don't want any clowns getting in!" She shouted, Miko eyes widened and I swear I've never seen anyone run that fast.
"Lock all your fucken windows and door, just fucken cover the whole place!" She yelled slamming her door. I laughed and went to bed.
*morning*
I laid my head on the table as people got ready for the day. We came too early and Leen won't drive us back to her house, so now I'm stuck in one of the empty meeting rooms.
"Yo y/n, wanna make a video?" Jc tapped my shoulder
"How much time do we have?" I mumbled against my sleeve.
"About an hour" I nodded and walked with him to his and Kian dressing room. He quickly set up and moved the couch for us to sit down.
"Okay, well I'm unique, so we're gonna do a dirty q and a" he smiled tweeting for questions
"Okay" I yawned and rubbed my eyes
"Alright, and 3-2-1, Hey what's up guys Jc here and I'm here with Y/n, say hi" he looked at me
"Hiii" I smiled
"I met Y/n, I believe last Thursday?" He cocked an eyebrow
"Yes at a meeting, and I was like yo he's cool and next thing I know we're both in a pool soaked" I laughed he chuckled and looked at the camera
"That a story for another time, anyway I just tweeted out for you guys to give us questions, we have to answer them"
"Well I give no fucks so I will answer them all" I shrugged he laughed and scrolled through his phone.
"Last time you had sex? I had sex hmmm about last month" he rubbed his chin "yeah, what about you?"
"Easy, last Wednesday" his jaw dropped "I'm not gonna see Simon for another week and a half" I laughed
"So was that like goodbye sex?" He snickered
"Yeah, I guess you can say that" he shook his head and looked through
"First time?"
"Coachella, I just finished high school I was ready to fucken live life, hot dude bam" I threw my hands in the air
"One night stand, fuuuuuk y/n you savage, mine was that high school sweet heart shit" he shrugged
"Boring ass loser" I mumbled
"Suck my dick" he pushed me playfully
"Sorry my boy, I only suck Simon dick" he laughed loudly and almost fell off the couch.
"Is his mini minter mini?" he said through tears of laughter
"You know what he actually pretty big" I said thinking about it, he fell off the couch and practically died, which caused me to laughed too.
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"My gosh Y/n, I've never met anyone so straight up" he smiled rubbing his eyes
"Thank you, thank you" I bowed towards the camera
"Well, last one. You have to answer if you had to fuck one of your best friends who would it be?" He shut his phone and waited for an answer
"Simon, cause he's like my bestfriend" I argued trying not to laugh
"No he's your BOYFRIEND not BESTFRIEND" he poked my cheek
"You answer first" I crossed my arms
"Easy Leen" my jaw dropped and my eyes widened "she's not that bad, and shit fuck this I'm editing this out" he laughed
"Since you are I think I would probably fuck my best friend Josh, he's known as Zerkaa" I smiled
"I'm gonna fuck with my fans and bleep out the names instead" he laughed slapping his knees
"Your evil" he shrugged and shut the camera off.
"Thanks for recording, but we better head back we got like 15 minutes" I nodded and grabbed my stuff. Before I shut my phone I went to messages
Y/n:
Missing you
Y/n:
A lot
Y/n:
I love you Simon
Simon:
I love you my beautiful, now go and do amazing today
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Fanfiction"How much a date?" "Ugh, do I have to explain again! 15 dollars a video, 10 a picture and 10.50 if a fan gets a picture and 25 a date" "Sounds reasonable" "So yes?" "I love too" <> [Created August 19 2016]
