So as you guys can tell by the title, today's chapter is going to be "Swiftie Jokes"
Oh what's that? You don't know what I'm talking about? Okay so I've basically thought of a few Taylor/Swiftie related jokes and I thought I'd make a chapter about them xD
Let's get started!
*Disclaimer: None of these jokes are actually funny*
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Person: Do you like Taylor Swift?
Me: ...
Me: I'VE HEARD EVERY ALBUM, LISTENED TO THE RADIO!!
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Person: How tall are you?
Me: Im liKE 8 FOOT 4, BLONDE HAIR TO THE FLOOR. YOU SHORTIES NEVER THOUGHT I DREAMED ABOUT RAPPING HARD-CORE. NO I AINT GOT A GUN. NO I'VE NEVER REALLY BEEN IN A CLUB. STILL LIVE WITH MY PARENTS BUT IM sTiLL A tHUG!!
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Hater: Ew why do you even like Taylor Swift?
Me: *lists 1,989 reasons why I love Taylor*
Me: And I could go on and on, on and on, and I will.
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Taylor: *breathes*
Haters: IM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE; IM FEELING LIKE I DONT KNOW YOU...
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Those jokes sucked xD
So yeeeah those were my "jokes" haha. Uhm...Idk what to say now so...bye? xD
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