proposal

-01

unknown number:
will you marry me?

lia:
dude what the actual fuck

unknown number:
i'm being serious maggie

lia:
you have the wrong number, although i dont think 'maggie' would say yes if you proposed through text

unknown number:
this isn't funny

lia:
i'm not laughing?

unknown number:
maggie

lia:
i hate the name maggie my name is lia nice to meet you

unknown number:
ha ha ha you're so funny but seriously can you answer my question

lia:
no i will not marry you

unknown number:
so this is maggie?

lia:
no this is lia but im 100% sure that maggie would NOT say yes if you proposed over text :))

unknown number:
really maggie? you nag me for never being serious and then you do this?

lia:
no offense but dude, you're proposing over text how is that being serious 😂

unknown number:
you know what maggie we're over im so done with you and your gold digging self

lia:
yeah you should really go and tell maggie that 👍

unknown number:
wow and you're still trying to catfish me immature much

lia:
DUDE MY NAME IS NOT MAGGIE I AM NOT MAGGIE

unknown number:
i literally sent you this ROSE GOLD IPHONE 6S TODAY i would know if i got the number wrong

lia:
i have a rose gold iphone 6s but i am pretty sure i got it for my birthday like a month ago 😕

unknown number:
maggie if you don't stop faking rn im breaking up with you

lia:
pretty sure you already did 👆

unknown number:
oh maggie are you drunk?

lia:
i dont know if maggie's drunk maybe you should ask her

unknown number:
why are you drinking? you never drink

lia:
maggie is drinking bcos shes thirsty 👅💦

unknown number:
stop maggie

lia:
i'll see you in the morning whoever you are 👋

unknown number:
maggie!

lia:
shut up.

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this was so much fun to write lia is me tho 😂