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weird guy that thinks im called maggie:
look maggie im sorry for what i said but you're just as immature as i am by pretending to be 'leyla' or whoever

lia:
its lia 😑

weird guy that thinks im caled maggie:
so you're admitting to being maggie now?

lia:
i would admit to being maggie if i wAS ACTUALLY MAGGIE

weird guy that thinks im called maggie:
im so done with you

lia:
you said you were done with me like 2 conversations ago

weird guy that thinks im called maggie:
seriously what is the point of this

lia:
idk you tell me

weird guy that thinks im called maggie:
catfishing is against the law you know

lia:
hm, no it isn't.

weird guy that thinks im called maggie:
i would know

lia:
not to be rude but i doubt you know the law if you dont know your girlfriends number

weird guy that thinks im called maggie:
YOU ARE MY GIRLFRIEND

lia:
im flattered really i am but i dont like you like that, some ppl r just meant to stay friends :))

weird guy that thinks im called maggie:
you cant say that i already broke up w you

lia:
you can't break up with someone you were never even dating

weird guy that thinks im called maggie:
this IS maggie

lia:
i don't even know who maggie is...

weird guy that thinks im called maggie:
i know you

lia:
lol no you dont

weird guy that thinks im called maggie:
you have brown hair

lia:
but im blonde?

weird guy that thinks im called maggie:
you're short

lia:
not really im average size ;)

weird guy that thinks im called maggie:
you have a big smile

lia:
i rarely smile and when i do its usually fake

weird guy that thinks im called maggie:
and you have those big eyes that i fell in love with

lia:
yeah you definitely have the wrong person

•••

my fingers hurt like mad

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