proposal

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"Three weeks until tour, best frien-"

"You and Claudia, what are you guys doing?"

"What?"

"You guys are plotting against me, and I. don't. Like it."

"Plotting against you? Don't be absurd."

"Cameron middle name Dallas, I swear to god, our friendship is over if you don't take the lid off of that Starbucks cup and spill all the motherfucking tea."

"Lia, honey... what the hell gave you such an absurd idea, that I, of all people, would plot against you? With your cousin?"

"Well, firstly, Claudia and I weren't even planning to go to Chicago-"

"Wow, how thoughtful."

"Yeah, sorry dude, but now, suddenly, she's popped up out of nowhere with two VIP tickets to your show, and she's talking about me wearing a dress! A dress! And why would she not just buy general admission tickets, huh? Because you evil people are plotting!"

"You're killing me over here."

"And she won't shut up about make up. I think my usual amount is perfect, but she strongly disagrees. For this occasion, I apparently have to go all 'Jefree Star'. She wants us to get professionally done and everything."

"Perfect."

"Perfect? Wow, this really is ruin Lia 2k17, isn't it?"

"This is Calia 2k17."

"What?"

"What?"

"What did you just say?"

"I said what?"

"Before that."

"I said nothing."

"Cameron..."

"What? I didn't say anything, seriously."

"I'm not stupid, I heard you."

"Stupid doesn't mean you're deaf, smartass."

"This smartass is about to shred her Chicago tickets."

"No, wait, I was joking, damn."

"Hm, I thought so."

"So, best friend, what're you doing?"

"Booking our plane tickets."

"So you're actually coming, huh?"

"I don't have a choice. Digi aren't doing refunds, and I'm not about to waste your money."

"Yeah, yeah, keep acting as if you didn't just wanna finally meet me and my sexy self."

"Don't flatter yourself."

"Don't have to. My mirror flatters me with my reflection every day."

"Didn't make sense."

"Oh, whatever. Nothing ever makes sense. The point is, we finally get to meet and hug till-"

"No. you can't hug me. Me potato. You no hug potato."

"Was that meant to be a Russian accent? 'Cause you just sound like a fake Italian."

"Bye, Cameron."

"Bye, best friend."

+

found out that the boy i was talking to had a girlfriend.

of two years.

papiwrites ❁

[REPUBLISHED: 29TH JANUARY 2017, SUNDAY]