proposal

-32

"Hello, best friend. How's life?"

"Dull, as always. Why did you call my phone?"

"Because I couldn't call your laptop."

"..."

"Come on, gimme props for that one, it was creative."

"On with your point, Camzy."

"Lia..."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorr- sike."

"Did you just dab?"

"Obviously. But I hit my funny bone and now I can't feel my ar- we're getting off topic! How can I help you kiddo?"

"Keep me company."

"You got the wrong number for that, dude."

"Just talk to me, child, it's really quite easy."

"Fine, whatever. What are you doing?"

"I just filmed a tour announcement video."

"That's cool. When are you uploading it?"

"It should be done in, like, an hour or two. I'm really feeling to go to the movies afterwards, though."

"Aw, all by yourself. How sad."

"Um, excuse you, what makes you think I'll be going by myself?"

"Well who else would want to go with you, no offense?"

"Putting no offense at the end doesn't mean it's not offensive, Lia. And, for your information, I'm pretty sure Sierra would love to go with me."

"Sierra? Isn't that your sister?"

"...yea-"

"That doesn't count, she's your sister."

"Whatever. The guys would probably want to go with me, anyways."

"Yeah, the boys are pretty loving. They definitely wouldn't mind the charity work."

"Wow, the violation."

"I try, I try."

"Who pissed in your cerea-?"

"Nobody touched my cereal. I don't even like cereal."

"Wow, it's like I learn a new thing about you every day."

"Yet, you still know absolutely nothing."

"What? I know lots."

"What's my middle name?"

"Marie."

"My birthday?"

"You never told me, to be fair."

"Should've done your research, then, shouldn't you?"

"That's not fair!"

"Yeah, it is."

"Well, when's my birthday?"

"8th of September."

"How did you even know that?"

"I have my sources."

"Aw, did you Google me?"

"Whoa there, boy. Don't get too ahead of yourself. I just have one of your supporters in my dm."

"Is that so?"

"Yeah, I saw her comment something about Cameron Dallas under my announcement post."

"What did she say?"

"Do your research."

"That's not fair, I wanna know."

"Life isn't fair, dude. Don't worry, you'll get used to it."

"I hate you."

"I love me too."

"Aren't I usually the annoying one?"

"You still are."

"You're the only person I know that thinks I'm annoying!"

"You must not know a lot of people, then."

"Cough, 17 million followers, cough."

"Cough, hash tag 'buy followers free', cough."

"I'm insulted."

"Because you're an insult."

"Harsh."

"Don't be daft, you know I adore you. Somewhere inside of me."

"So horrible."

"That's why people love me."

"People love you because you're pretty."

"At least they know it."

"Anyways, you cocky witch, what are you doing?"

"I'm out and about with Claudia."

"Out and about? I feel like you're sitting down somewhere while Claudia is out and about."

"Ah, you know me so well."

"So where are you, actually?"

"In Claudia's car, she's in target. I'll catch up with her... soon."

"You crack me up."

"I know. That's why you adore me."

"I know."

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horrible.

[REPUBLISHED: 18TH JANUARY 2017, WEDNESDAY]