proposal

-04

lia:
whats your name?

weird guy that thinks im called maggie:
you know what my name is 😑

lia:
maggie does i dont

weird guy that thinks im called maggie:
cameron

lia:
so you finally understand that this isn't maggie?

cameron:
no but im just gonna go along w your stupid game until you get bored of it

lia:
i stg i am not maggie

cameron:
yeah yeah whatever you say lia

lia:
so you do remember my name? 😏

cameron:
why are you so casual? how do you know im not a perv?

lia:
everyone is a perv :))

cameron:
that doesn't make me feel comfortable maggs 😳

lia:
my name. is not. maggie.

cameron:
i meant LIA

lia:
thank you 😊

cameron:
just to put me at ease LIA how old are you

lia:
i'm 53

cameron:
... ur joking right?

lia:
lol yh

cameron:
thats not funny

lia:
then why am i laughing 😉

cameron:
cause youre delusional

lia:
you dont know that you dont know anything about me. i could be gigi hadid for all you know

cameron:
you told me your name was lia tho -_-

lia:
drats okay you got me there ;)

cameron:
you know you're like really weird...

lia:
maybe thats why i have no friends 😊

cameron:
...

lia:
im joking im joking jeez now i know who to never come to when im sad

cameron:
you still haven't told me how old you are you know

lia:
you first

cameron:
i just turned 21

lia:
and i just turned twenty

cameron:
phew

lia:
what

cameron:
well your legal

lia:
why does that matter

cameron:
why do you think 😑

lia:
dude we're never going to have sex anyway

cameron:
why not

lia:
why do you think 😑

cameron:
oh cos it will blow your cover as maggie 😜

lia:
fuck you.

•••

i've shipped them since 'expelled' 😉