"Fuck you, Cameron, I should've let it go to fucking voicemail. What the fuck are you doing? Do you want to ruin my entire fucking life? Oh my God, people are looking."
"I'm going to put you on speaker now, god, I can't stop laughing."
"Oh, I'll make you stop breathing alright- you put me on speaker! You dick!"
"Can you hear this everyone? Can you hear how she bullies me?"
"Bullying? You're joking me, right? I'm going to wet myself!"
"W-"
"Why are you calling me during your show! Everyone's looking at me, dude!"
"Because, I wanted everyone to hear me, while I say this to you."
"Oh my god-"
"Bernie, yeah, spotlight on the girl with the glitter pink poster please."
"I shouldn't have brought the fucking poster."
"Lia."
"C-Cameron."
"In front of everyone, as my witnesses, I wanted to tell you that you are by far the most beautiful girl I have ever laid eyes on in my entire twenty two years of living."
"I'm going to cry, Cameron."
"You're funny, horribly sarcastic and a meanie, but you've got the biggest heart, and without knowing it, you make me smile and feel special and show me that I'm so much more than I think I am."
"Cameron-"
"And, yes, I know it hasn't been that long, but it's been long enough. I feel like I've known you're forever, and I want to know you for another forever. I want you forever."
"Ah, my heart, d-dude."
"You're really special to me, Lia, and I think all of my supporters, my family and friends deserved to find that out tonight, but I know that you deserved to find that out tonight."
"I-I, fuck d-dude I can't even speak."
"Don't speak yet, 'cause I'm not quite done."
"Dude, a-are you tryna kill m-me?"
"I'm glad I have you feeling that way."
"You guys got that on recording right? This dude wants me d-dead."
"You see? Everyone's laughing; I'm not the only one that thinks you're funny."
"I guess not."
"Anyway, to round it up..."
"What are you doing? Get back on stage, Cameron!"
"I'm going to ask you this, with all the loving in my tiny little heart..."
"Oh my god, Cameron."
"Will you, Lia Marie Johnson..."
"Will I-I what?"
"Mm, you smell like vanilla."
"You smell like a tour bus."
"Lovely. Anyway..."
"Oh my god, I can literally touch you."
"Will you be my girlfriend, Lia?"
"And to think this all started with a proposal."
C A L L D I S C O N N E C T E D
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Thank you all so much for everything, literally. I remember back when this book first hit 100 views and I was completely over the moon. I can't believe we made it this far; I actually completed this book. Wow.
I know I can't fit everyone in, but I just want to say thank you so so much to the following for motivating me to carry on, whether they know it or not. If this book ever blows up like I pray and hope it does, I want everyone to know that-
-helped me so much. If it wasn't for these people, and so many others, I would have deleted this book a long long time ago. Thank you so fucking much. WE FUCKING DID IT, DUDES!
P.S Just in case you didn't understand the ending, they hang up because they're kissing. In other word(s), SHE SAID YESSS
