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cameron:
maggieee

lia:
wrong number dude

cameron:
my bad LIA

lia:
howdy

cameron:
wyd :))

lia:
i'm at target ;)

cameron:
ooh what ya getting

lia:
eggs

cameron:
bacon

lia:
grits

cameron:
SAUSAGE

lia:
omg i love you 😂😂😂

cameron:
i love me too 😊

lia:
damn cameron, back at it again w the cockiness

cameron:
typo

lia:
where 👀

cameron:
back at it again with the sexiness**

lia:
srsly 😐

cameron:
its alright everyone makes mistakes :))

lia:
i didn't make a mistake stupid

cameron:
but you do think im smexy 😉

lia:
wtf does smexy mean 😕

cameron:
smooth + sexy = smexy

lia:
you're not smooth either

cameron:
is your father a baker? cause you've got nice buns

lia:
the cringe is strong 😷

cameron:
cringe?

lia:
🍋🍋🍋

cameron:
that was not cringey at all

lia:
oh but it was

cameron:
i'll have you know i got dates w multiple girls using that pickup line 😌

lia:
yh and how successful did they go

cameron:
😶😶

lia:
thought so 😏

cameron:
yeah yeah whatever

lia:
did you use that line on maggie

cameron:
i used my money on maggie 😉

lia:
of course,, how could i forget. how do you have so much money anyway?¿

cameron:
i'm a successful viner 😁

lia:
you're a what

cameron:
don't tell me you don't know what a viner is

lia:
i know what a viner is i just didn't think you were funny enough to be one

cameron:
HA HA HA. ha.

lia:
lolol okay im sorry

cameron:
so what about you then

lia:
what about me

cameron:
how are you rich?

lia:
what makes you think im rich?¿

cameron:
your instagram comments mainly consist of "ugh she's so rich!"

lia:
i'm signed w awesomenesstv

cameron:
wait what

lia:
yup

cameron:
so i'm talking to a famous person

lia:
not that famous but i guess

cameron:
maggie if this is a joke stop now

lia:
bye i need to go pay for my eggs 👋

•••

lol i hate eggs. but btw, magcon doesn't exist in this yet

keyword YET

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