proposal

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"Lia, fuck, Lia, I have absolutely fucking amazing news, I'm freaking the fuck out right now, because it's just that fucking amazing."

"As nice as it is that you have good news, and as much as I'd surely love for you to tell me what it is; I just don't care."

"Wai- who is this?"

"Claudia."

"Claudia? I don't know a Claudia..."

"And I don't know a Cameron, yet, here we are."

"Sorry, I thought this was my friend Lia's phone."

"Lia's phone? How do you know Lia- oh, it is Lia's phone, my bad. Lia, there's a boy on the phone for you."

"Hello?"

"Camzy boo, what's up?"

"Well, I can't say it with as much excitement as I had before, but I have fucking fantastic news. I was absolutely and completely right."

"Right about..?"

"About the meeting's motive!"

"That didn't make any sense."

"I was right about the meeting, Lia! I'm going on tour!"

"You're what?!"

"I'm going on tour, like visiting lots of places to meet my-"

"I know what tour is! Wow, congratulations, Cameron, I'm so happy for you, what the fuck!"

"Thanks Lia."

"So, does that mean you're touring with the guys?"

"Oh, yeah, that's the other good bit. Tour with those smelly dogs."

"Wow, I can't believe it. People actually like you enough to vote you for a tour."

"You just had to ruin the moment with your counterfeit hatred for me, didn't you?"

"Counterfeit? 'Tis all but counterfeit. So, where's your first tour stop?"

"Chicago, but I'm trying to convince them to let us have our first show in la, maybe the valley."

"Why?"

"So you can come to my first show, duh."

"Cameron, as sweet as that sounds, don't."

"What? Why the hell not?"

"Because it's not just your tour, you can't just call the shots."

"The boys don't mind, they'd love to meet my potential-"

"Your what? Go on, say it. I dare you."

"I was- I didn't mean- I'm talkin- never mind."

"Yeah, I think the fuck not."

"Look, it's final. We're appealing to have our first tour stop moved. You can't persuade me otherwise."

"Cool then, dude. I just won't come."

"You can't do that to me; I'm your bestie for lifesie."

"I don't remember applying for that."

"It's what comes with having my number."

"Wha- Cameron. Dude. Just go. To Chicago."

"I. don't. Want. To."

"Well, I'm not coming to any of your shows then."

"Stop being so hard headed, Lia."

"Shut up, Claude."

"You and Claudia seem like the exact same person, you're both so horrible."

"I raised her well."

"I'm older than you, you whore."

"Wow."

"I'm not coming to any of the shows because I don't want to meet your pretty little girlfriend."

"I'm not telling her about tour."

"What, so you're just gonna pack your bags and leave? She'll change the locks to your condo and sell half of your shit."

"I'll sue her."

"She'll rape you."

"Oh no, i can't risk my rapeinity.

"Oh, shut up."

"So, are you gonna come to my first show if I get it moved?"

"Cameron, I can just come to Chicago."

"I'll pay."

"Don't be ridiculous-"

"I wanna come, so that's double the price."

"Cool, I've got it."

"Cameron, shut up you're not paying for anything, I can pay for myself, and so can Claudia."

"I'm paying, period. I've gotta go to my mum's place, so I'll talk to you later."

"No, I'm payin-"

C A L L   D I S C O N N E C T E D

"He's a keeper."

"Yeah, I know."

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[REPUBLISHED: 7TH JANUARY 2017, SATURDAY]

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