proposal

-06

lia:
wow today was just amazing

cameron:
are you being sarcastic

lia:
no shit

cameron:
well what happened today to make it so awful

lia:
i ran into my ex boyfriend and my ex bestfriend

cameron:
literally or...?

lia:
dude

cameron:
sorry sorry carry on

lia:
turns out,, she's pregnant with um him

cameron:
ouch that must hurt like a bitch

lia:
HOWS YOUR BANK ACCOUNT

cameron:
wHAT

lia:
well im guessing you gave your gold digging girlfriend your card to go to europe

cameron:
yeah and?

lia:
and i'm guessing shes off blowing your money in europe while you're wherever

lia:
talking to me

cameron:
nothing she'd buy could make the slightest dent in my account

lia:
so you're rich

cameron:
filfthy rich 😏

lia:
fly a private jet out to maggie

cameron:
i don't know where in europe you are

lia:
well can't you just ask one of her friends for the real number

cameron:
i have the right number this IS the right number

lia:
if i was maggie i would have come out of character when you called me a gold digger 😑

cameron:
fair point

lia:
so you believe me now?

cameron:
no not really

lia:
dude

cameron:
dude? im really starting to hate that word

lia:
okay whats your instagram

cameron:
why

lia:
i need to know who im dealing with

cameron:
its @camerondallas

lia:
lol

cameron:
what?

lia:
i wasn't expecting you to be hot

cameron:
ditto

lia:
you have a stupid face though

cameron:
wtf

lia:
like, i look at you and i know straight away that youre a dumbshit

cameron:
stop insulting me

lia:
at least you have abs

cameron:
😏

lia:
...or are they contoured?

cameron:
are they what

cameron:
what the fuck is contoured

lia:
never mind, kiddo, never mind 😔

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trying to write non conversational is becoming quite the task 😤