proposal

-02

weird guy that thinks im called maggie:
are you ready to act like a grown up and stop trying to catfish me?

lia:
are you ready to stop being stubborn and realise im not maggie?

weird guy that thinks im called maggie:
wow here we go again

lia:
if you're so sure that this is maggie why dont you just go to maggies house and check her phone

weird guy that thinks im called maggie:
because YOU are in europe atm

lia:
aw i've always wanted to go to europe that'd be nice wouldnt it

weird guy that thinks im called maggie:
jesus christ maggie

lia:
i'd specifically like to go to london and ride a double decker bus

weird guy that thinks im called maggie:
stop being weird

lia:
or drink tea and eat scones while watching eastenders or some other english show

weird guy that thinks im called maggie:
maggie

lia:
no no i wanna go to one of their fish and chip shops because they're probably way better than the few here in cali

weird guy that thinks im called maggie:
maggs!

lia:
i dont think maggie would appreciate you calling her maggs after you called her a gold digger no more than 9 hours ago

weird guy that thinks im called maggie:
is this april fools or something?

lia:
well last time i checked it was august, but you sure are one heck of a fool :/

weird guy that thinks im called maggie:
this is really pissing me off

lia:
ditto

weird guy that thinks im called maggie:
im breaking up with you

lia:
you've broken up with me like ten times idec dude get over yourself

weird guy that thinks im called maggie:
you stress me out maggie

lia:
i would care

lia:
if i was maggie

weird guy that thinks im called maggie:
fgs

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i am very much in love with this story ;)