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cameron
i wanna talk to you lia

lia
then talk to me?

cameron
i mean properly

lia
you've lost me

cameron
i mean like face to face

lia
look we've only known each other for a good month and a half

cameron
yh i know but still

lia
meeting me would be a huge disappointment

cameron
i highly doubt it

lia
doubt all you want i'm the one who sees this potato face every time i look in the mirror 😉

cameron
you don't have a potato face

lia
dude i soo have a potato face

cameron
haven't we had this argument already 😑

lia
yh and if i remember correctly i won 😌

cameron
we're getting off topic! the point is i want to talk face to face

lia
talk to your face in the mirror 😜

cameron
okay how about face to face over my screen? 😏

lia
i don't follow...

cameron
like face time 🤗

lia:
no phone quality will serve my unique face justice so no.

cameron:
i'm starting to feel like you're catfishing me, lia.

lia:
if you're trying to guilt trip me, it's not going to work, child.

cameron:
darn -_-

lia:
go and do something with your life.

cameron:
i am. i'm talking to you.

lia:
dude.

cameron:
everyone's ignoring me i feel so bread

lia:
wait what? you feel so what?

cameron: bread. yk that thing you eat with spreads? come on...

lia:
i know what bread is you imbecile

lia:
i just don't understand why you threw it into your sentence...

cameron:
because that's how i feel. like bread. i feel used, cheap, dry

lia:
then go and vaseline your lips ;)

lia:
you see i'm so helpful no wonder the world loves me :)

cameron:
deactivate all of your accounts.

lia:
deactivate your life, you dogfish.

cameron:
my heart.

lia:
i shat on heart you poop

cameron:
you're mentality worries me lia

lia:
it's nice to know you worry.

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i'm soo sorry for not being able to update! i was tryna wait till i got my phone back but then i hit 1k and i was like i can't keep this up much longer and decided to update from my laptop.

and it doesn't work in my room so i'm sitting in my sister's filthy room but it's worth it :)

excuse the format, i'll edit it once i get a phone. but enjoy and stay tuned! thanks for sticking around, for those of you who have.

much love for you all,

-papiwrites ❁

[edited: 3rd December 2016, Friday]

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