cameron:
i wanna talk to you lia
lia:
then talk to me?
cameron:
i mean properly
lia:
you've lost me
cameron:
i mean like face to face
lia:
look we've only known each other for a good month and a half
cameron:
yh i know but still
lia:
meeting me would be a huge disappointment
cameron:
i highly doubt it
lia:
doubt all you want i'm the one who sees this potato face every time i look in the mirror 😉
cameron:
you don't have a potato face
lia:
dude i soo have a potato face
cameron:
haven't we had this argument already 😑
lia:
yh and if i remember correctly i won 😌
cameron:
we're getting off topic! the point is i want to talk face to face
lia:
talk to your face in the mirror 😜
cameron:
okay how about face to face over my screen? 😏
lia:
i don't follow...
cameron:
like face time 🤗
lia:
no phone quality will serve my unique face justice so no.
cameron:
i'm starting to feel like you're catfishing me, lia.
lia:
if you're trying to guilt trip me, it's not going to work, child.
cameron:
darn -_-
lia:
go and do something with your life.
cameron:
i am. i'm talking to you.
lia:
dude.
cameron:
everyone's ignoring me i feel so bread
lia:
wait what? you feel so what?
cameron: bread. yk that thing you eat with spreads? come on...
lia:
i know what bread is you imbecile
lia:
i just don't understand why you threw it into your sentence...
cameron:
because that's how i feel. like bread. i feel used, cheap, dry
lia:
then go and vaseline your lips ;)
lia:
you see i'm so helpful no wonder the world loves me :)
cameron:
deactivate all of your accounts.
lia:
deactivate your life, you dogfish.
cameron:
my heart.
lia:
i shat on heart you poop
cameron:
you're mentality worries me lia
lia:
it's nice to know you worry.
+
i'm soo sorry for not being able to update! i was tryna wait till i got my phone back but then i hit 1k and i was like i can't keep this up much longer and decided to update from my laptop.
and it doesn't work in my room so i'm sitting in my sister's filthy room but it's worth it :)
excuse the format, i'll edit it once i get a phone. but enjoy and stay tuned! thanks for sticking around, for those of you who have.
much love for you all,
-papiwrites ❁
[edited: 3rd December 2016, Friday]
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proposal
Fanfictionft. Cameron Dallas and Lia Marie Johnson ❝And to think this all started with a proposal.❞ + IN WHICH he proposes to the wrong number. papiwrites ©
