proposal

-35

"What's up, dude?"

"Ugh, hey Cam."

"What's up? You sound half dead."

"Ugh, ugh; I'm sick."

"Mean Girls quote, I'm not dumb."

"Damn it, whelp, I tried."

"You really don't want to come that bad?"

"Yeah, sorry dude."

"That's a shame, 'cause you're still coming."

"Cameron!"

"You wouldn't want to waste my- I mean Claudia's money."

"What do you mean 'your money'?"

"I said 'Claudia's money'."

"You know what; I don't even have the mental strength to argue with you."

"You'll never; I guess I'm just mentally stronger than you in general."

"Don't hype yourself, child."

"I don't hype myself, myself hypes-"

"Anyway, what are you doing?"

"Tour rehearsals, again."

"Don't be tired of it, Camzy boo, it'll be worth it."

"It better be, especially since my bestest friend in world is coming."

"Don't bet on it."

"You and I both know there's no way of getting out of this."

"I just don't understand the point of me going. It's all going to end in disappointment anyway. Can't I just watch ten second clips of it from the comfort of my couch?"

"Being there would be so much more enjoyable."

"I don't want to be within a mile of your smelly self."

"You're within a mile from me, right now."

"What? How?"

"What? How?"

"Cameron!"

"Why are you always screaming at me?"

"You always know how to get on my nerves."

"It's my specialty."

"It's not something to be proud of. You just wait till Chicago; I'm going to get you hardcore payback."

"Good luck with that."

"Seriously, I'm the king of pranks."

"Don't you mean 'queen'?"

"Nope, I'm the king."

"Lovely."

"You're going down, old man."

"There's barely two years between us."

"Two years too many."

"Weirdo."

"This weirdo's gonna get you so good, I'm going to have your supporters dying of laughter."

"You can't prank me at my own event."

"Then I'll just have to get some backup."

"Bring it; I and Claudia have a head start anyway."

"I KNEW IT, DUDE, BRING IT ON!"

"Damn it, Lia, shut the fuck up!"

"Sorry."

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this chapter is crap and overdue, sorry!

[REPUBLISHED: 11TH FEBRUARY 2017, SATURDAY]