proposal

-27

"Hello-"

"Shoot me, Lia. I'm begging you just shoot me. I can't take this cruelty any longer. I don't deserve to suffer like this. Life isn't worth this bullshit."

"Slow ya' roll there, happiness. What's wrong?"

"Maggie."

"I should've guessed."

"I got her back to my place an hour ago and she's already driving me insane."

"This is hilarious, carry on."

"Really? You find it hilarious that she replaced every single unhealthy food item in my kitchen with her stupid diet shit! I went to nap for a fucking half hour and I come back to all my happiness in a white bin bag. What the fuck!"

"Calm down, Cameron. I think you can survive a while without junk food-"

"Well I think the fuck not. I can't do this! I'm going to go drink bleach; that's the sweetest liquid in my house right now."

"C-Cameron, stop this. I'm laughing too hard, I think I'm going to wet myself."

"If you do, mail me your urine. So I can pour it in my eyes. At least I won't have to see all this green shit where my snickers bars used to be."

"She threw away your snickers? Ooh, she went there."

"I know, right? She's really testing my patience. I feel like stuffing all of this up her asshole. I should still have some popcorn somewhere thoug- no! Fuck no!"

"What now, Cameron!"

"My sweet popcorn, no!"

"Guessing that's gone too, then? Ah, what a shame. Wish I could help you there, dude. I really do."

"I got that from England! You know how varied there popcorn is? She even threw away the fucking rainbow popcorn! That shit was supposed to last me until Christmas!"

"You poor baby."

"Why do I feel like you're being sarcastic?"

"Because I am?"

"You're supposed to care about my wellbeing, Lia. I don't even know what life is anymore, someone just end this for me."

"Cameron, chill out. It's just a little bit of candy, no biggy. Just go out and get some more. Buy a safe and hide it all in there. Or, better yet, just dump Maggie."

"You say it as if it's that easy."

"That's because it is. There's nothing to lose."

"She's too... clingy."

"Oh, okay, my bad. Just carry on with your suffering then."

"God, I hate that you're right."

"Tell me, does Maggie know who I am?"

"Uh..."

"Hello?"

"..."

"Cameron."

"Yes, Lia?"

"Why wouldn't you tell her about me?"

"Because... I... uh-"

"You're such a terrible boyfriend."

"Hey! I'm a great boyfriend-"

"You're cheating."

"Wai- what? No I am not."

"You like me."

"... Shut up."

"And you have a girlfriend."

"..."

"I'm right Cameron. Face it."

"I've learnt to."

"You can tell Maggie about me, or stop talking to me altogether. I don't want to be dubbed the bad guy when your relationship falls to ruins."

"Wait, Lia-"

"..."

"Hello?"

"..."

"Shit."

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maggie is the next chapter, sorry if anyone got there hopes up ;)

-papiwrites ❁