Official creator of the world's worst stories, with the cheesiest lines and dorkiest characters. So unless you like that stuff...
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Yeah, I still can't write. Surprised? Me neither!
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A book about me (full o...
Once upon a time there was a mallycat who was drunk on Dr Pepper. She noticed many a lots of her friends had books about their lives and crap, so the poor drunk mallycat made one too! Then she realized, her life was a piece boringly boringness of boredom, but she didn't care cuz she was drunk.
Now we are here.
So um.. Welcome and junk.
If you're curious to why I made this book, it's because I wanted to try to be cool, and I was drunk on Dr Pepper.
So here I will be posting about my life, writing short stories with friends (if your interested shoot me a text or private message) post sneak peaks at books, ideas for books, and have mini contests here!
So for my first chapter I will be doing none of the above! Ha!
Okay to make it better I'll give you dis:
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What who put that here?!?! Nah jk I love you guys. Oh and I almost forgot all the stupid pictures I'll be putting in here. Hehe.
And that pic at the top is pretty much my life.
Final thing, I'll probably be updating this once or twice a day.
