Tumblr Meme 7.c [Zipvor]

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Falls asleep on the couch?
-Movor no doubt. Knocked out dead, snoring with metal music in ear buds [seriously how is he sleeping?]

Makes friends with the neighbors?
-Movor also, probably complaining along with common Bob about they're wives [also gossip too ;)]

Is the adventurous eater?
-Zipcharge is currently wondering what is the connection between boys and eating/experimenting weird things like putting apple pie filling on an Oreo cookie [basically Movor]

Hogs the covers at night?
-*Movor tries to drag back the covers but Zipcharge's hold on them is too strong*

Forgets to do the dishes?
-They both suck at keeping up with the dishes, so at age 7 their son Rocket started doing the dishes [they totally didn't set him up to do the dishes pshhhhhhhh]

Tries to surprise their partner more often?
-Dor- I mean Movor!
Or maybe Zipcharge?
Hmm... I need to expand on this part of the relationship

Leaves dirty laundry on the floor?
-Hmmm... None? I don't think they pull that off... At least they're organized to that point [dishes don't count]

Stays up til 2 AM reading?
-Zipcharge, that cliffhanger oh god she has to turn the page, now that other cliffhanger

Now she finished the book by 4 AM much to her better judgement

Sings in the shower?
-Both of them, or well, they hum in the bathroom

Takes selfies?
-Selfies is for pop kids pshhhhhhh Probs both don't take selfies

Plans the date night?
-Ooooh good question! After a 5 hour argument they both settled with a grumbling 50/50 of nice quiet cafe dates to heavy metal nerve wracking concert nights

So here's Zipvor up and runnin' for Dragon Mom! :D I hope you liked it!

Zipcharge's mine course :3

~C'mon British don't die on me! says Fae as she tries to convince her phone to not die on her

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