Deadpool! Pt.2

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DEADPOOL IS BACK IN THA MUDDA EFFIN HOUSEE! Oh! And by the way my frothy friends, thanks for voting and leaving your comments, I like to read them while I soak my sweet, sweet bod in a tub of oil. Ever since I have put my expertise into this (rather shitté) 'book' it has now reached 64.5k! Now, I if you'll excuse me, I have some kickass writing to do know.
~Wade❤️Deadpool~
And ~Stéph❤️Redangel259~
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Rated M for 'Ma jerk on tent' (Mature content)

Your BFF on the team:
Peter Parker. You think since Wade has such a weird friendship with him, you hang out with him a lot more than you should. Oh yeah, I caught the bouquet in his wedding part didn't I! Don't remind me.

Describing you in three words:
Witty, Fergalisious, Bootylisious

Valentine's Day includes:
- Cuddling 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉
- Rosy cheeks 😉😉😉😉😉😉
- Sending Wolverine a Valentines card
- Claw marks 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉 (from wolverine) 😳😳😳

When you're bored:
When you're bored, you and Wade go around pranking people from the X-Men. Your favourite victims are Wolverine and Colossus.

When you're sick:
He tries to make you feel better, by making his scenario seem worse. He'll say things like; "Hey, it could be worse. you could have cancer." Or, "you can't feel worse than the time I accidentally got shot in the anus". Of course, it doesn't physically make you feel better, but you appreciate the effort.

Easter Includes:
-Posing for an Easter photo shoot (I was baby Jesus)
-Deadpool arguing with kids over who got more eggs
-Him Pushing little kids and running away with their baskets
-An army of toddlers chasing after him

Where you kiss each other:
Him: Everywhere
You: Everywhere

Bad Habits:
Him: Losing his body parts. You tripped over his leg one time. You hit him with it. Now would that be considered kicking, or slapping?

You: Swearing. You tried a 'swear jar' once, and your entire wallet was empty in one day. Plus, you and Wade would always argue whether or not something was a swear word or not.

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The wedding part is coming soon.
No pun intended.
Much love,
~Wade❤️Deadpool~
And, ~Stéph❤️Redangel259~

Much love,~Wade❤️Deadpool~ And, ~Stéph❤️Redangel259~

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