❤️Readers Assemble!❤️
This book is a collection of imagines that I have put together for:
•Tony/Ironman
•Steve/Captain America
•Thor Odinson
•Bruce/Hulk
•Clint/Hawkeye
•Bucky/Winter Soldier
•Loki Laufeyson
•Pietro/Quicksilver
•Peter Parker/Sp...
DEADPOOL IS BACK IN THA MUDDA EFFIN HOUSEE! Oh! And by the way my frothy friends, thanks for voting and leaving your comments, I like to read them while I soak my sweet, sweet bod in a tub of oil. Ever since I have put my expertise into this (rather shitté) 'book' it has now reached 64.5k! Now, I if you'll excuse me, I have some kickass writing to do know. ~Wade❤️Deadpool~ And ~Stéph❤️Redangel259~ ___________________________________ Rated M for 'Ma jerk on tent' (Mature content)
Your BFF on the team: Peter Parker. You think since Wade has such a weird friendship with him, you hang out with him a lot more than you should. Oh yeah, I caught the bouquet in his wedding part didn't I! Don't remind me.
Describing you in three words: Witty, Fergalisious, Bootylisious
Valentine's Day includes: - Cuddling 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉 - Rosy cheeks 😉😉😉😉😉😉 - Sending Wolverine a Valentines card - Claw marks 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉(from wolverine) 😳😳😳
When you're bored: When you're bored, you and Wade go around pranking people from the X-Men.Your favourite victims are Wolverine and Colossus.
When you're sick: He tries to make you feel better, by making his scenario seem worse. He'll say things like; "Hey, it could be worse. you could have cancer." Or, "you can't feel worse than the time I accidentally got shot in the anus". Of course, it doesn't physically make you feel better, but you appreciate the effort.
Easter Includes: -Posing for an Easter photo shoot (I was baby Jesus) -Deadpool arguing with kids over who got more eggs -Him Pushing little kids and running away with their baskets -An army of toddlers chasing after him
Where you kiss each other: Him: Everywhere You: Everywhere
Bad Habits: Him:Losing his body parts. You tripped over his leg one time. You hit him with it. Now would that be considered kicking, or slapping?
You: Swearing. You tried a 'swear jar' once, and your entire wallet was empty in one day. Plus, you and Wade would always argue whether or not something was a swear word or not.
___________________________________________ The wedding part is coming soon. No pun intended. Much love, ~Wade❤️Deadpool~ And, ~Stéph❤️Redangel259~
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