Before we start, perhaps some mood music?
Ahem hem....HOLYYYY SH*TTTTT WTF! AHHHHHH! OH GOD HELP MEH!
Hey guys I haven't wrote in a while for some OBVIOUS REASONS! Lemme just start from the beginning...
So Thor Ragnarok is one of my ALL TIME favourite movies ever! All of my handsome boys WERE SO GOOD! LOKI. Loki. AHHHHHH. YOU WERE JUST A BOY. A LITTLE JOTUN BOY. OKAY. Let me compose myself. Okay I'm back.
Black Panther was also amazing! I loved to see the female and POC characters be absolutely badass!
Ah, those were the good days....!!!!NOW EVERYTHING IS IN CHAOS!!!!
Let's address the elephant in the room. WHAT THE HECK INFINITY WAR? Oooh I'm getting chills just thinking back on it! THANOS YOU PURPLE TESTICLE I SWEAR TO GOD THERE BETTER BE A SECOND MOVIE SO I CAN HANDLE MY UNFINISHED BUSINESS!
The beginning of the movie was literally pure agony! Coming from re-watching Ragnarok a couple days before I saw infinity war, I was thinking "oh I wonder how Loki and Thor will react when they land on Earth together and team up with the Avengers!". But can I ever have my own happiness? NOPE. Literally within the first fuckin minutes of the movie, Heimdall dies and MY HUSBAND LOKI WAS BEING STUPID AND NOW HE IS ACTUALLY DEAD.
*Panic!ked breathing*
First of all, Loki the god of mischeif , you know, the god that can: shape shift, create illusions, has magic powers, is half frost giant, and the one who literally has the infinity stone that can CONTROL MINDS, decides "you know what, imma just poke Thanos in his thick neck with my little pointy KNIFE!"
LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCCCCK LOKI! You were so happy with Thor, Hulk, Korg, and Valkerie. What happened? I'm suing the Russo brothers smh.
Then, after that the whole movie was just a downwards spiral into disappointment.
Gamora is dead, Peter Quill is literally an asshole, and Wanda just wanted to be HAPPY!Since a lot happened in the movie, I'm just gonna make a pros and cons of infinity war:
Pros
- Drax was funny AF
- Tony and Pepper are couple goals
- Wanda and Vision were couple goals
- Thor has both eyes again
- Cap's beard
- Bucky's hair and beard and arm (Bucky, more like f*ckme)
- Bruce showed how powerful he can be without the Hulk
- That one fight scene with Okoye, Natasha, and Wanda was SO GOOD
- I mean, Loki looked hella fine for the five minutes he was on screen
- They almost defeated Thanos like two different times...Cons
- EVERYBODY TURNED TO FUCKIN DUST (insert the video from the header of this story)
- THANOS. JUST THANOS.
- Steve and Tony never got to hug it out
- Peter Quill
- Thor is a sad and lonely boy
- Gamora is gone
- LOKI HAVE I MENTIONED LOKI. HE IS DEAD.
- "Mr. Stark I don't feel so good..." I cry every time
- They didn't defeat Thanos like two different times...________
Looking back, all hope is not lost. Dr. Strange did say that them dying was the only way to defeat Thanos. Plus Captain Marvel is gonna be great!What do you guys think? Did you laugh? Did you cry? What was your favourite moment? Let me know!
Just as a side note, the characters in these imagines are not going to be dead now because they are all still alive in my heart! I'll find a way to make the timelines work, and even if shit still happens in the next Avengers movie, us fanfic writers and readers will rewrite the ending we all deserve!
I love you all so so much! Thanks to ma oldies who have stayed with me on this Avengers journey, and hello to all the newcomers of my imagines! My heart goes out to you! Together, we can all beat Thanos!
In loving memory of our sexy, beautiful, and heroic babes. A song.
FAREWELL. FOR NOW, FAREWELL!
Much love,
~Stéph❤️Redangel259~

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❤️Avengers Imagines❤️ {Wattys2017}
Fanfiction❤️Readers Assemble!❤️ This book is a collection of imagines that I have put together for: •Tony/Ironman •Steve/Captain America •Thor Odinson •Bruce/Hulk •Clint/Hawkeye •Bucky/Winter Soldier •Loki Laufeyson •Pietro/Quicksilver •Peter Parker/Sp...