Reporter, or something: Describe yourself in one word.
Nico: Coffee
Reporter: Why coffee?
Nico: Cuz I'm bitter and too hot for you.
Will, from the audience: That's right baby! You tell em!
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PJO/HOO Headcanons
FanficJust some One shots and headcannons that suck, but you can read them if you want A/N not mine unless it says it's mine