A dead book full of horribly written Mystic Messenger one shots to quench your undeniable thirst for these fictional characters.
I wrote this book back in 2016 and haven't revised/edited it since, hence why all of the chapters make me want to die an...
jaehee kang: we met with the oil prince... turns out he has a lot of money.
y/n: should we invite him to the party?
jaehee kang: good idea! i'll ask him to reach you.
jumin han: although i'm certain he only owns an oil truck, so transportation may be hard if y/n does convince him to come.
707: I WANT AN OIL TRUCK!!
jaehee kang:
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jumin han: thank you for your useful contribution to this chat.
y/n: so rude lololol
707: lololololololololol
jaehee kang: you know, somebody once told me that being rude sometimes improves your work efficiency.
y/n: but decreases your likability...
jumin han: i agree with both of you, but work efficiency matters more than your likability in a work environment.
707: WAIT! STOP EVERYTHING!
jaehee kang: what's wrong?
707: you know...
707: jaehee just said "somebody once told me" a few moments ago...
jumin han: your point is?
707: somebody once told me
707: the world is gonna roll me
jumin han: ?
y/n: i ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
y/n: she was looking kind of dumb
707: with her finger and her thumb
707: in the shape of an "l" on her forehead
jaehee kang: who looks dumb? what?
[yoosung★ has entered the chatroom]
y/n: well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
707: fed to the rules and i hit the ground running
jumin han: yoosung, do you know what's happening?
y/n: didn't make sense not to live for fun
707: your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
yoosung★: omg
y/n: so much to do
y/n: so much to see
yoosung★: o m g
jumin han: yoosung, what are they doing?
707: so what's wrong with taking the back streets?
[yoosung★ has left the chatroom.]
y/n: yOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO
[jumin han has left the chatroom.]
707: YOU'LL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON'T GLOW
y/n: HEY NOW
[jaehee kang has left the chatroom.]
707: YOU'RE AN ALL STAR
707: wait they all left before i could send the best bit
y/n: i guess you need to get your game on
y/n: get it
y/n: because the next lyrics are "get your game on"
[707 has left the chatroom.]
y/n: ha
y/n: worth it
[💾 save & exit]
– a/n; hi yes first of all can we just appreciate how this one shot was 420 words bc i genuinely didn't plan it,, i was going to change things after but i didn't want to tamper with the perfect word count :')
if you didn't understand any of this, jaehee said "somebody once told me" which are lyrics from the song all star which is a meme so yes this is a very trashy chapter you are correct
the next chapter will be an actual one shot please don't lose hope yet--