1) Seeing people chew with their mouths open. It's gross.
2) When people feel the need to make out in the most congested hallway, right in the area where four hallways converge. And when the make out in the library. Also in a crowded area. I don't really care for PDA.
3) When people scratch their nails against those hologram thingies. (You know, they have little ridges and when you tilt it, it moves)
4)Small talk. Get straight to the point, please.
5) Dishonesty in games. It's not as fun if you cheated.
6) Long titles
7) CLICHED PLOTS (which is the whole point of this book)
8) People who brag about how much money their parents make.
9) People who are negative 24/7. I am mainly an optimist.
10) Dull conversations. When things get boring, things get boring. No sense in trying to save a topic.
11) When people label their story as "not cliche" and it is a cliche.
YOU ARE READING
The Book of Rants, Cliches, and More
HumorIt's like a bunch of Public Service Announcements, from me to you. Bear with me and buckle up. It's going to be a bumpy ride. Completed Sept. 14, 2019. ** I wrote this when I was younger, so sorry about that.
