I am you and You are me? (South Park Body swap AU)

Clyde

(A/n: Ms. Rain here with the fifth chapter featuring Clyde in Cartman's body. Please enjoy)  

Clyde was sat in bed munching on a bag of Cheesy Poofs with a liter of soda on the nightstand next to him, he was on his third bag already for the morning.

When the brunette awoke to the sound of a female's sweet voice, he knew something was off. He only lived with his father. His mother passed away when he was little. "Eric sweety time to get up and get ready for school," the kind voice said. 

Clyde's first thought was, was he dreaming this? But the thought instantly vanished when he did a recap on what he had just heard, Eric.

Eric "fatass" Cartman.

Clyde quickly shot up in bed and began to look around with wide chocolate brown eyes. The room's walls were purple, his room's walls were green. A dresser was in front of the bed, his dresser was on the left side of his room and away from his bed. A flag with the name Cartman was on the wall over the dresser. The nightstand was squeezed next to the wall on the right side of the bed with a lamp, a phone, and an alarm clock on it. His was on the left side of his bed with the same materials on it, but with a different phone and a family photo. And a t.v was on the right side with a game console or two underneath, he didn't have a t.v nor game consoles in his room. Well not yet at least.

"Just what the hell's happening? Why am I in fatass' room?" He got out of bed with a lot of questions flowing through his head, he walked to the bathroom. Upon entering, he turned on the light and screamed. He looked to the mirror with wide eyes, eyes that were not his own color. He stepped closer to the mirror as he touched his chubby face.

"The reason I'm in fatass' room is cuz I am fatass!" A knock on Cartman's bedroom door made him scream again, was he having a nightmare right now?! "Eric are you okay in there? Why are you screaming?" Liane Cartman asked in concern.

Clyde placed a hand over his racing heart as he took a deep breath, he wouldn't be surprised if he were to have a heart attack right now. This is way too much to handle.

"U-umm yeah I'm fine, j-just stubbed my toe is all." That was a pathetic lie and he knew it, but what was he to say? He highly doubted Mrs. Cartman would believe him if he were to tell her the truth about his situation. Liane said nothing for a second, then she simply told him to be careful next time as she walked away from the door.

Clyde sighed in relief as he looked at his reflection again with grimace, to think that he would end up in Cartman's body of all people. "I just hope he's not in mine, I don't think I'd be able to continue living if I found out that, that maniac was in my body." Clyde shivered at the thought then used the toilet.

Once he was done, he contemplated taking a shower. Just the thought alone made him cringe in disgust. He didn't want to see naked fat! "Okay taking a shower is definitely out, but this isn't my body so I can care less." With that thought, he left the bathroom and plopped down on the bed making it groan in protest. He gazed up at the ceiling thinking on what to do next.

Going to school was out also, he was not going in this body. That was a flat out nope, and since that was the case, he needed to come up with an excuse to skip school.

A gentle knock on his door was heard a second later, Liane peeking her head into the room through the narrow opening. "Eric what are you still doing in your pajamas? You don't have much time left to get to school." 

Oh shit wait, he doesn't have an excuse yet! Think Clyde think. "I-I know, but I stubbed my toe so hard that I can barely walk. Walking back to my bed was hard enough, I don't think I'll make it to the bus stop." Nice one he thought with an internal smirk.

 Liane gasped. "Oh my it's that bad? Well I guess you can stay home today, just don't move around too much sweety. I'll see you when I get back from work." She gently closed the door, and Clyde fist pumped at his success. That was easy, but now he's hungry. He waited for Liane's car to pull out of the driveway before going downstairs.

"Alright let's see what they have. I'm actually surprised Mrs. Cartman didn't cook breakfast," he thought as he opened the fridge. As he looked inside he saw nothing that piqued his interest so he closed it. He then opened the cabinets for some cereal, but when he saw a bag of Cheesy Poofs, he took that instead. "This isn't my body so I don't care, he probably won't even notice he gained weight."

Clyde laughed at that thought then opened the fridge again for something to drink. He spotted a full liter of soda on the side shelf, how did he not see that? He grabbed it then headed back to Cartman's room, ready to get his snack on.

(A/n: This was a really short chapter, and me is sorry. I hope you enjoyed and the next chapter will be up tomorrow probably)