I am you and You are me? (South Park Body swap AU)

Kenny

(A/n: Ms. Rain here with the second chapter with Kenny in Kyle's body. Please enjoy)  

Kenny awoke to the sound of someone pounding against his bedroom door. He groaned as he internally scolded the person beating down on his already weakened door, he knew it wasn't Karen. She was way too sweet for that plus she didn't wake him up for school anyway. He also knew it wasn't Kevin, he just goes straight into the kitchen or living room. His father only shouted for his name, and his mother did so too with the occasional light knocking on his door.

So what's up with the sudden pounding?

"Bubbe, get up and get ready for school." The all too familiar voice said...but it was not his mother's voice.

Eyes widening, Kenny sat up in bed hoping that he dreamt that voice and not actually heard it. He looked around with big eyes at a room that was also familiar...but once again it was not his room. The room was both way too neat and clean to be his, not one layer of clothing littered the smooth dark red carpet on the floor.

A few posters were on the walls, but they were not his usual posters of women in bikinis. Both a laptop and a desktop computer were on the left side, and a flat screen television. Kenny really wouldn't mind living in such a room, but this belonged to his best friend Kyle's...so yeah something was definitely wrong here.

"Bubbe! Hurry up and get out of bed! I know you're sill in it!"

"Noooo freakin' waaay! What type of crazy shit is this?!" Kenny hastily got out of bed to head to Kyle's bathroom. The first thing he did was look into the clean, none cracked mirror. Upon looking, lime-green eyes and wild red hair was seen through the clear glass. Kenny blinked once then twice before cursing out loud, Shelia shouting for him to watch his mouth and hurry down stairs for breakfast.

"You have gotta be shitting me right now. I think I stayed up way too late last night working...yeah that's probably it. I'll wake up from this crazy ass dream soon...I hope." Kenny sighed before going back into Kyle's room for something to wear after he was done taking a shower.

Now that he's thought about it, this will literally be his first time taking a nice, relaxing, and cold free shower. He might as well enjoy his best friend's life for now until he woke up from this dream. He opened the drawers for a pair of underwear, feeling like a pervert for touching his best friend's undergarments. But hey he's always been a pervert however going through someone's underwear drawer was a bit too much.

He pushed the thought aside as he looked for an undershirt, some socks, and pants. He found them in no time then went back into the bathroom for a shower. He turned both of the knobs for some warm water, and immediately the water became warm upon coming out of the shower head.

Yeeaah give him like, three to four minutes.

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"Bubbe what is taking you so long?! You aren't sick are you?!" Shelia called out after five minutes. Kenny exited the shower fully dressed and rejuvenated, well that's what he felt like at least. It felt really good to have clean skin, clean teeth, and clean hair...even if it's not of his own body but still.

"Comin' ma!" He called back. This wasn't a dream. Taking that soothing shower proved as much. He searched for something to tie his hair up with, he never knew Kyle's hair was this long. He found a black scrunchy on his nightstand next to Kyle's phone, and he snickered. He thought Kyle used a rubber band or something to keep his hair up not his mother's scrunchy...or could this actually be his? Kenny tied up his shoulder length red hair then grabbed his phone and looked for a green ushanka. He didn't see it in Kyle's room so he figured it must be downstairs.