I am you and You are me? (South Park Body swap AU)

Craig's New Family?

(A/n: This chapter will feature:

-Kyle in Craig's body

Please enjoy)

Kyle woke up with a groan. He vaguely remembered being in the gym with his friends and Damien, but from there it's fuzzy. He sat up massaging his forehead as he looked around with slightly blurry eyes, noting that he's in a room and nearly screamed when he detected what appeared to be a figure in the corner of the room.

He quickly wiped his eyes to clear his vision, but once it was cleared the figure was gone. Kyle blinked, getting a strange feeling all of a sudden. This time he did scream when he heard a squeak next to him, turning to the source and finding Craig's guinea pig Stripe looking at him in it's cage. He sighed as he placed a hand over his racing heart, then swung his legs over the bed to sit on the edge.

He sat there for a few seconds, then looked to the alarm clock...wait alarm clock? Last time he checked Craig didn't have one...Well the time showed that it was 12:06 p.m, but the next thing he noticed was that the animal cage was gone. What the hell? Kyle blinked again, was he dreaming? He had to be, there's no way an animal cage would suddenly disappear out of the blue plus he saw the cage in his peripheral so how did he not notice? 

A knock on the bedroom door pulled him out of his thoughts, a voice soon followed. "Craig are you still asleep?" 

That sounded nowhere near familiar, it was a little boy's voice. Last time Kyle checked Craig didn't have a little brother as a sibling...The boy knocked again. "Craaaig, if you don't wake up I'm gonna have to wake you up myseeelf," he warned jokingly.

Kyle sat there in silence, confused on what to do. This was all so sudden and confusing, how was someone supposed to handle this kind of situation? "It's just a kid so calm down, there's no need to get paranoid over this." It's a few moments later that the door slowly opened, little light seeping into the slightly dark room through the crack of the door and increasing the more the door was pushed open.

Once it was opened all of the way, Kyle was able to see the identity of the little boy. He had brown hair with one part dyed white, and his eyes were black. Kyle stared at him, his appearance looked strangely familiar for some very odd reason. The boy gazed back before smiling. "Craig why didn't tell me you were already awake?" Before he could think of replying, he's suddenly tackled into a hug. Kyle sweatdropped as he awkwardly hugged the child back, this just kept getting weirder and weirder by the second.

Damien watched the scene with a stifled laugh, waiting for the noirette to discover whom the little boy really was before laughing his heart out. After watching Stan's angsty show, this would definitely brighten up his mood, but to be honest he really didn't expect Stan's part to be so depressing. That wasn't part of his plan, but it was enjoyable nonetheless, it felt as though he had watched a documentary show. Okay back to the scene at hand.

The little boy looked up at Kyle, and Kyle couldn't help but think that the child was pretty cute. The thought made him blush. The little brunette cocked his head to the side after having noticed his sudden pink cheeks. "What's wrong? Are you sick?" He raised a hand to feel his forehead, but Kyle gently pushed him away.

"N-no I'm fine, but who are you?" He asked getting straight to the point, this kid's acting way too familiar around him and it's very weird. "I thought Cra-I mean I had a little sister."

The little boy was silent as he gave him a look of confusion, the look instantly disappeared into a smile shortly after. "What're you talkin' about? It's me your little brother Stripe, you've never had a little sister."