I am you and You are me? (South Park Body swap AU)

Tweek the Deceiver

(A/n: Ms. Rain here with the second interesting switch-a-roo. This chapter will feature:

-Cartman in Tweek's body

Yeeeeep. Please enjoy)

Another switch? And this time it's the caffeine addict Tweek Tweak...

Cartman was sat on Tweek's bed, thinking on how he can go about this new change. Not only that but when he looked into the mirror a few seconds ago, his eyes were different, like he woke up looking evil or something.

Cartman wasn't evil, others think that but it wasn't true. His plans helped people, but did he ever get any thanks or respect for it? No. No one respected his "authoritah" as he always put it. Hell he even decided to help the Jew out once, but of course the daywalker just called him a ignorant fatass for doing what he deemed so pointless. All Cartman did was put their rivalry aside and hung out with the redhead since he and Stan had an argument that day. But no, Kyle didn't want his company and instead Kenny took his place. See this is why you don't do nice things especially for people who weren't your friends to begin with. Cartman learned that lesson, and he went to Stan afterwards whom was appreciative.

But back to the matter at hand, he still didn't know what to do in Tweek's body. His eyes weren't making it any easier for him either. "Meh whatever." He just shrugged and got up to take a shower. He'll just walk around or something (Secretly hoping to freak someone out along the way).

Some minutes later, Cartman walked out of Tweek's room behind Tweek Bros. coffeehouse in the teens usual attire, the blonde's parents not present. Cartman was disappointed at that, he was eager to see their reaction to their son's weird appearance. But by the looks of it the shop was closed so it's no wonder that they weren't standing behind the counter, well one of them could've at least cooked some breakfast.

Luckily he lived behind a shop so let's see what he could eat. There's not much so he had to settle for a blueberry muffin and orange juice...or two...or three...make that four muffins. "Oh yeah, this'll do." He placed the four muffins and bottle of orange juice on the counter to go get a jacket from Tweek's room. Cartman returned with a brown jacket on a few seconds later, and with that he packed three out of the four muffins in each pocket (Which proved difficult but he managed) then grabbed his orange juice and was out of the door.

He's already on his third muffin when he only walked for about a minute or two, Cartman's appetite holds no bounds even in Tweek's body. It's surprisingly a bit warm today, the weather was actually nice for once. The sun was out providing the mild heat, and a few clouds slowly drifted about in the clear blue sky.

What a peaceful day, but the feeling was ruined when Cartman bumped into someone, dropping his fourth muffin into the snow.

"Oh my, I'm so sorry," the British accented voice apologized. But such a weak apology will not make Cartman forgive him, that was his last muffin! He stared at his poor breakfast snack laying in the snow, the frozen ice vapors seeping into the dough. Tears stung the corner of his eyes and he gritted his teeth.

"You asshole! That was my last muffin and you made me drop it!" He looked up glaring at the culprit, a shocked Pip gasping at the angry look on his face. Cartman began wailing like a baby, babbling incoherent words about his muffin that lay inedible on the ground.

"T-Tweek I'll buy you another one so-"

"No I wanted my blueberry muffin! I hate you!" Pip sweatdropped at Tweek's odd behavior, was he always this touchy about his food? He would understand if it were coffee, but a muffin? Plus he looked different, why were his eyes slanted? Cartman suddenly threw his orange juice on the ground and walked away, leaving a perplexed Pip behind.