I am you and You are me? (South Park Body swap AU)

Bored he said

(A/n: This chapter will feature the whole season 2 gang:

-Gregory is in Wendy's body

-Wendy is in Bebe's body

-Nichole is in Thomas' body

-Bebe is in Nichole's body

-Christophe is in Gregory's body

-Thomas is in Christophe's body

Please enjoy)

Gregory, Wendy, Nichole, and Bebe were dumbfounded. The four eyed the other in the body that wasn't rightfully theirs, but soon Gregory became intrigued yet again. "Well this is rather new," he admitted. He was the first to speak once they arrived in South Park. Many stars and a few clouds occupied the midnight sky, a full moon shining beautifully over the mountains. 

The group found themselves by Stark's Pond, they scared a couple away thanks to their sudden appearance. Actually it was thanks to Bebe's screaming.

"New?!" Wendy exclaimed, disbelief evident in her outburst. "This isn't just new, this is freaking crazy! Plus we're not even getting paid for this crap!" Her disbelief quickly changed into irritation, just what made Damien even think up something this insane?

Wendy felt a hand on her shoulder, looking to her right to see Gregory shaking his head. "Now now Wendy calm down, no need to get so worked up. This will-"

"Oh shut it," Wendy angrily interjected shrugging her body's hand off of her. "Don't tell me to calm down! What you did just a minute ago pissed me off even more you damn pervert!"

A tense pause on Gregory's end as a deep red colored his cheeks. "I thought you were a gentlemen, I thought you knew better. I can't believe you had the nerve to touch my breasts!" A chorus of gasps made Gregory's face beet red, he had been caught in the act.

"A pervert is among us females!" Bebe shouted as she pointed an accusing finger at the red faced teen.

Gregory raised his hands up in surrender, he couldn't help it. He's a guy for crying out loud, a boy can get curious. "Please ladies-"

"Pervert, pervert, pervert." The three girls chanted, but two out of three suddenly paused. Both Wendy and Bebe turned their attention to Nichole, both of their eyes narrowed in suspicion. Nichole felt that the two girls were suspecting something, and she sweatdropped. 

"Nichole," Wendy began, her voice stern.

"You didn't experiment with this guy's body did you?" Bebe finished, her voice equally serious. 

Nichole almost turned green at the accusing question, she could care less about a male's body, well unless they were her boyfriend or their look appealed to her. But now that she's in a boy's body didn't mean she would do what Gregory did, she's not that curious. "Like hell I did! Doing that was the last thing on my mind," she answered, but the two girls still felt doubtful.

"So that means you thought about it?" Wendy asked, this time both she and Bebe got in her face. Nichole opened her mouth to deny the idea, but instead she blurted out something that made her predicament even worse.

"COCK!" 

 A cricket filled the now awkward silence between them, Nichole quickly covering her mouth after her random but also familiar outburst. Her cheeks were just as red as Gregory's face a minute ago. Another second of silence passed before someone said anything, it being Gregory. "Oh my, was that...The boy's Tourette's just now?"