I am you and You are me? (South Park Body swap AU)

Crybaby

(A/n: This chapter will feature:

-Clyde in Cartman's body

Warning: Bullying plus a stereotypical overweight event at the end but please don't take it too seriously. Please enjoy)

"Alright class say hello to our new student, Eric Cartman," a man with light brown hair introduced.

Clyde slowly walked into the classroom with his cheeks tinged in pink, very nervous to be in his new school. He had no freaking idea how this happened, well he had the gist of how he's here but that's about it. He found himself awoken by a cheerful Liane Cartman urging him to wake up and get ready for school, wondering what her optimistic attitude was all about as he sat up with a yawn while rubbing his still tired eyes. He heard Mrs. Cartman talking excitedly about something but not towards him, her voice coming from the doorway. Through his slightly blurry vision, he made out a tall figure with black hair standing out in the hallway, Liane still talking to the male.

The brunette in bed had no idea who this guy was, even if he rubbed at his eyes and had a clear view of the man he still hadn't a clue. Had Liane found herself a boyfriend now and since when? "Wonder who he is," Clyde mumbled to himself, but the two adults heard him.

"Wonder what Eric?" Liane asked. Clyde blushed a little then shook his head stating that it was nothing. He got out of bed to head to Cartman's bathroom when a gruff voice addressed him. "Ready for your first day at a new school?" The man asked, that question halted Clyde where he stood.

First day at a new school? Say what? It's then that Clyde noticed that Cartman's room had changed, the wall's were tan with nothing on them, but Cartman's belongings such as his dresser and nightstand along with some others were in this new room. Three boxes were stacked in the corner. He turned his perplexed attention to the man now standing in the doorway, Liane had gone downstairs to start on breakfast.

"A new school?" Clyde questioned cautiously, he's not sure if he heard him right. The man raised an eyebrow as he confirmed the teen's confusion with a nod, the noirette told him to hurry and get dressed before leaving the doorway to Cartman's new room. Clyde stood there stiff in place, his mind trying to process this recently developed situation.

He felt like a newborn child right now, but this was second to suddenly waking up in the person you disliked body though. He still wanted to know how long he and the others would be in different bodies for, Damien didn't even have the gall to even tell them- asshole. Truth be told Clyde at least hoped he would have ended up in a different body, someone else can suffer in this overweight physique in his place.

It's a selfish thought but hey, he's one of the few people who didn't deserve to be in this body. He was chubby when he was little and he did his damnedest to never gain anymore weight, and playing football throughout his middle school years up until now helped wonders. Praise the football lords.

Liane called him down for breakfast pulling him out of his thoughts, he shouted back that he'll be down in a few minutes. He scratched his fat stomach as he walked over to the dresser for some underwear and clothes, now that he's thought of it when he first woke up in Cartman's body he didn't change out of his previous underwear, and he cringed in disgust.

The thought of this not being his original body told him that he wasn't suppose to care, it's his own personal mantra. He smirked and grabbed the needed clothing before heading to the bathroom.

After two minutes, Clyde exited the bathroom. All he did was wash his face, brush his teeth, put on some deodorant, combed his hair back with his fingers (Which surprisingly evened out easier than Clyde expected), then put on the clothes. Call him lazy or whatever, but remember this wasn't his body so he didn't care how he went about treating it. He walked out of the room and downstairs, the smell of breakfast hitting his nose almost made him drool.