I am you and You are me? (South Park Body swap AU)

Season 2

(A/n:  Okay this chapter will feature two out of the six new switched characters:

-Christophe is in Gregory's body

-Thomas is in Christophe's body

Please enjoy)

*Flashback: Damien and the six victims*

Question after question, complaint after complaint, and random outburst after random outburst. Damien had to listen to all of that from the six teens he brought to Hell. It was troublesome enough finding them especially Christophe and Gregory, but those two were the only ones that were difficult. Getting Wendy, Bebe, Nichole, and Thomas were an easy feat although acquiring Thomas took some additional time since he lived in North Park, but it wasn't tiresome much to his liking.

The seven humans were in a rundown building Damien had found. It was somewhat stable though it looked like it could collapse at any given moment, Damien had applied some of his magic to the building to keep it standing until they were gone. The inside was dark, the walls were cracked and covered with a few odd looking fungi the group of six couldn't describe. 

"Eww what the hell is this? And why this place?" Bebe complained. She was the first one to speak upon their arrival here. Not just the walls but the windows were just as dirty, most were broken while the others were glass-less, letting everyone see the red sky and flying creatures outside.

"COCK!" Thomas' Tourette's kicked in after his meeting with Damien back on the surface, that was five minutes ago or most likely more Damien didn't know.

As of right now the six remained in their original bodies, that is until Damien explained to them their "role" in his 'show'. He's actually surprised Christophe hadn't threatened him yet let alone said a word upon meeting him and Gregory. This was actually Christophe's second time down here, his death was by guard dogs during a rescue mission to save Terrance and Phillip when he was a kid. The two assassins were just about to leave when he arrived in England to retrieve them, before either could do anything or utter a word to the Antichrist the three were gone. It might've taken him almost an hour to find them but he was so thankful that he managed to get them easily to compensate for his wasted time, he felt as if he literally ran a marathon getting those two.

Damien sent them to this building while he recovered some of his strength, knowing he was going to need ever ounce of it. Now to the matter at hand, the three females were looking around the building with skeptical disgust whereas the three males...remained neutral? Damien didn't know but he sure as hell knew that he wanted to get this over with and quickly at that. He cleared his throat for their attention, the word "Shit" left out of Thomas' mouth. "Alright let's get down to business," Damien started, ignoring Thomas' third outburst of profanity. "But before I start has anyone noticed anything strange in South Park? Like someone or someone's have been missing?"

Wendy, Bebe, and Nichole looked to each other, trying to figure out what Damien meant. Christophe pulled out a cigarette and a lighter, looking uninterested on the matter. "I don't give a sheet what 'appened to zhem or whatever bullsheet zhat 'appened in Sheet Park, just get on wizh it," the Frenchman finally said before lighting the cigarette and inhaling in the cancerous smoke. Thomas stood there with a confused look on his face, and Gregory was standing by a broken window- paying none of them no mind. He found the outside more interesting than their purpose here.

Damien face palmed at their lack of reactions, he expected the three girls to know of the boys' whereabouts since they lived in the same small town with them. It's practically impossible not to noticing them missing. "Wait now that you mentioned it," Wendy said, her finger tapping lightly against her chin. "I haven't seen Stan or the others lately, no wonder it's been quiet around town."