I am you and You are me? (South Park Body swap AU)

How to end the show?

(A/n: This is the last chapter, but before it ends the characters are still switched. Here they are:

-Kenny is in Butters' body

-Stan is in Kenny's body 

-Kyle is in Craig's body

-Tweek is in Clyde's body

-Clyde is in Cartman's body

-Craig in Stan's body

-Cartman is in Tweek's body

-Butters is in Kyle's body

-Gregory is in Wendy's body

-Wendy is in Bebe's body

-Nichole is in Thomas' body

-Bebe is in Nichole's body

-Christophe is in Gregory's body

-Thomas is in Christophe's body

Please enjoy)

The gang was all here, still switched but all in one big group. It's dark out, the teens plus Damien were in the real South Park behind the high school's track field since it was the least suspectful place to be to return the human's back to their rightful bodies. But before Damien called everything to an end, he declared this. "I want to know everyone's thoughts about my show before I switch you all back."

Silence.

A cricket began to chirp somewhere. The silence wasn't tense nor awkward, it was your average void of sound, as if you were in a room all by your lonesome. Every set of different colored eyes were locked onto Damien entirely, each holding all sorts of emotions in them he really couldn't pinpoint the main one being. Well except from Christophe, Craig, and Kenny.

"Anyone wanna go first?" Damien tempted but no one volunteered. "Look, don't make me treat you all like kids and pick myself."

The Antichrist quickly defended himself from a stray snowball that was thrown at him, the culprit was a scowling Kenny. The tuft of blonde haired boy angrily pointed at his throat, Damien taking the hint instantly. "Oh my bad," the noirette apologized halfheartedly. He snapped his fingers, and the teens felt their voices restored within them.

"Did you seriously forget that you muted us?" Kenny asked, still mad his underworld friend for silencing them in the first place.

Damien shrugged then crossed his arms. "Of course it would slip my mind with how peaceful it was without the constant bitching." Craig gave him two middle fingers for his answer. "Anyway now that you all can talk now someone give me their honest review on my show, wait except for the season two crew."

Christophe released an annoyed scoff. "I got one, it was sheet. Zhere."

Damien glared at the blonde. "I said not the season two crew you deaf geezer." His comment earned him a shovel thrown at him. Damien knew he was going to regret giving the British/Frenchman his weapon back. "But seriously, some honest and detailed reviews would be nice. I mean we can be here all night, well actually you all can, so continue wasting time. I don't care." Damien once again sat in a random chair, no one even bothered to question how it got there.

"Fine, I'll go first," Kyle volunteered grumpily. "First off, your show was stupid and pointless, I mean I know you said before that you had no real motive for doing this and that you were just bored but c'mon, where was the logic in that? You could've done something entirely else instead of pull this bull crap, you have a t.v so watch some movies or play video games. You also didn't even tell us why you chose this out of all things you've could've done, like you could've had us participate in some contest or I don't know left us alone! Do you know how much school I missed because of this idiotic show of yours?! I swear to God if I go to school and find out-"