I am you and You are me? (South Park Body swap AU)

Kyle

(A/n: Ms. Rain here with the sixth chapter featuring Kyle in Craig's body. Please enjoy)  

"Alright Craig, if that's who you really are, what are the two things Stripe dislikes? You should know since you're Craig and he's your pet, shouldn't you?" Ruby asked glaring at her "brother" while flipping him off.

Her, Thomas, and Laura were standing on either side of the noirette whom was sitting on the couch, looking really in his current situation.

Yes, nervous.

Let us recap to when the tall teen woke up shall we?

(Craig's room: Twenty minutes earlier)

The black haired teen was awoken by the sound of squeaking next to him. He opened his eyes with a groan as he sleepily turned to the source, his eyes widening in shock. He sat up with his orbs still wide as he looked around the room...that was not his.

The room's walls were a cobalt blue with a few posters of Red Racer on them, there was no dresser but there was a closet on the left side. A 65in t.v was in front of the bed, and under it was a DVD player and a game console, on the floor in front of the t.v was a charging laptop. Next to him was a nightstand, the bedside table consisted of a lamp, an iPhone, and an animal cage.

Kyle rubbed his eyes. Then he blinked.

"Wait wait wait...How the hell did I up in here?" He slowly got out of bed, ignoring Stripe's constant squeaking as he headed toward the bathroom. Once he was in and the light was on, he gasped in horror. Upon looking into the big mirror, he saw a tall black haired teen with amber eyes staring back at him in equal horror. "Oh my fucking Jesus..."

He continued to stare at himself, his mind desperately trying to process the situation he was in right now. Someone suddenly pounded  on Craig's bedroom followed by an irritated voice. "Craig shut that damn rodent up! It freaking ruined the rest of my five minutes of sleep left." The grumpy female walked away from the door with a huff, Kyle standing motionless in front of the mirror. Did he just hear her right?

He turned on the faucet and immediately splashed the cold water onto his face, hoping it would wake him up from this crazy dream. There was no way in hell he was Craig Tucker right now, no freaking way. He was sleeping soundly in his bed last night, feeling mighty good about completing his homework before ten'o clock, and all of a sudden he awakes to this!

Kyle turned off the water as he hung his soaked head low, sighing shortly after then shaking his head to get rid of some of the liquid. He looked back into the mirror with a scowl. "Wow I gotta say, Craig's got a good look- wait stop. Kyle do not go there, this shit is serious. Now is not the time to be thinking about how good Craig looks." 

He smacked his cheeks, and instantly regretted it once his wet cheeks started to sting. He exited the bathroom with slightly red cheeks then looked to the now silent guinea pig in it's cage. "Now I gotta take care of Craig's pet, that's fan-freaking-tastic." He thought grumpily as he walked over to the quiet animal, Stripe staring at him briefly before crawling to a corner. Kyle raised an eyebrow,but didn't question it, the brown and white guinea pig probably sensed that he was not his original owner. He glanced at the two food bowls finding them empty, and he groaned.

Grabbing the two bowls, he walked toward the door but froze. "What the hell does he feed him? I know water is one of them, but what does he eat?" He groaned once again as he placed the bowl in his left hand over the bowl in his right hand to open the door, he'll figure something out. Hopefully.