I am you and You are me? (South Park Body swap AU)

Damien Pt. 3

(A/n: We are back to Damien, this time the Antichrist plans to add a few more to his show. Read on and find out whom they are.)

"Oh my I'm so sorry." The familiar accented voice apologized, but Damien didn't need to look at his screen to see whom it was for he already knew. When was the last time he and Pip hung out? He's aware the young teen had wondered that also, but he lately found going to earth just to hang out with one person a bit too...dull. You could say that thanks to that, the boys of South Park became his source of entertainment, not saying that Pip never provided it himself, just that he needed something new.

...Wait that sounded wrong.

"You asshole! That was my last muffin and you made me drop it!" Damien decided to tune out his latest episode of South Park Switched, laying back on his bed and looking up at the dark ceiling. His show was nearly coming to an end, and he didn't want that. Not yet at least. He could add Pip into the mix, but he wouldn't do that to his friend, the poor teen didn't have any friends in school nor outside of it plus he's always bullied.

You're probably thinking that Kenny was his friend too with him being immortal and all, and he visited him down here whenever he died. And it's true, he was. But unlike Pip Kenny had friends and he always wondered how Kenny would react if he were to live a different life. Yes it's a random thought even Damien himself admitted, but when you're bored your mind thought up the weirdest stuff.

With the voices of Cartman and Pip in the background, the noirette thought of whom he could add to his show. He could probably add Token, but something told him that the African-American teen wouldn't provide him the comedy he wanted. So Token was out. Maybe that kid who was sent to juvenile? What was his name again? Oh yes Trent Boyett. He could add him...but that delinquent was a bit too rough and he doubted he would provide any laughter also. If he were in the mood for horror or torture, the blonde would be right for the job although such things were provided down here in Hell. So Trent was out too.

Amidst his thoughts, he heard Pip ask Cartman about his stay in his house. His British accent reminded, but only vaguely, of another British teen. Gregory Yardale. Not just him but a Frenchman too by the name Christophe Delorne whom were assassination partners. Yes letting them in on the fun so suddenly would both make the show a bit longer and funnier, but lets not stop there. Whom else could he add?

"Holy shit that was a good one." He heard Cartman say, but one word stuck in his mind. Shit. Yes that word, if he thought far back a certain boy with dark blonde hair said this constantly along with many other profanities. Thanks to his Tourette's Syndrome. He could pretty much imagine if he were to be in lets say Kyle's body or anyone in general, random outbursts from him would keep him laughing until he couldn't breath.

Alright three would be joining, but the numbers weren't even so he must add two more. "Maybe adding a girl wouldn't hurt, just hope I don't regret it," he thought. He switched his position to face the t.v., his cheek resting on his palm. The first female that came to mind was Wendy, the stubborn yet intelligent girl.

She was also Stan's girlfriend which lasted for about a year or so. He wondered how she would react if she were to suddenly be her ex-boyfriend for a day. Okay so now that's four, but he felt odd about the addition. "Probably because I'm only adding one female to a group of eleven guys." Damien massaged his forehead with his free hand, not once had he ever thought this long on something before. But like the old saying goes (Plus in chapter 10), if you want something done right you have to do it yourself. Alright so what other female did he know or least remembered?

Ah. A girl with long, blonde fuzzy hair Wendy hung out with, he recalled her name being Bebe. She and Wendy were best friends so he could add her, but her attitude toward guys wasn't well. Probably because of Cartman but whatever he'd add her anyway. That's five now making that thirteen so adding one more female would even out the group. But there's not many girls that he recalled and it would be troublesome think on, he just needed one more though.

Damien sighed as he sat up, unfortunately he felt a slight pain in his head, signaling a headache was coming forth. He wanted to stop, he'd gotten enough but the back of his mind was telling him one more would make a difference. It would even it out. He stared dully at the t.v, poor Pip had sealed his fate to Cartman. Well not technically because it's not really reality, just a reality inside Damien's television. But once again he's in a stump, this time he couldn't blame anyone or anything.

Maybe Kenny's little sister Karen- wait no Kenny wouldn't forgive him if he dragged her into this. Hmmm...oh wait what about that other African-American girl? If he remembered correctly, she and Token used to go out until they both deemed that being friends was for the better. But what was her name?

Oh well it didn't matter, everything was now even. Both his show and the teens partaking in it. With that finally settled, he turned off his t.v. He needed to sleep the light headache off so he could deal with the troublesome additions when he brought them together.

(A/n: Christophe, Gregory, Thomas, Wendy, Bebe, and Nichole joins in on the show. Add them and it's now fourteen. I hoped you enjoyed)