I am you and You are me? (South Park Body swap AU)

Raven

(A/n: This chapter and onward will contain the switched characters I mentioned previously starting with:

-Craig in Stan's body

Yep and based on the title this will be interesting...well I hope I made it that way at least. Please tell me by reviewing and enjoy)

Okay so this was new.

Waking up in Stan Marsh's body this time was something Craig would admit that piqued his interest, but looking into the mirror seeing the shorter noirette's face covered in smeared black eyeliner quickly diminished the feeling. His sapphire eyes were practically lifeless. He's wearing a stained grey tank top with black sweatpants, the stoic teen inside Stan's body glared at his reflection. Didn't Stan wear eyeliner before?

Oh yeah he remembered now. One day had Stan walked into school looking all emo and shit wearing nothing but black with a matching hat with a poof ball on top. It turned out Wendy broke up with him for whatever reason Craig didn't care for at the time, and he later started hanging out with the Goth kids.

"You have got to be fucking kidding me. Again."

Craig looked for a rag to wipe the smeared eyeliner off with. Once he'd found one, he damped it and wiped his face. He blinked once he stared back at his reflection, the eyeliner remained smeared on down his cheeks, as if he hadn't tried to wipe it off seconds ago. He tried again and again, but the black ink persisted to stay on his face. His right eye twitched.

Of course Damien's the cause of the unnatural eyeliner, however Craig didn't know that nor did he need to. Damien was greatly interested on how the teen would handle being Raven for the day.

The now grumpy teen left out of the bathroom, his eyes adjusting to the dark room littered with a few beer bottles on the floor and the air filled with traces of cigarette smoke from the cigarette stubs in the astray on the nightstand. So what's he to do now he wondered, he refused to step foot out of this room with a face that looked like he cried himself to sleep with. That alone was embarrassing enough.

Sharon and Randy left for work a few hours ago so he could just stay in the house and...do nothing...What day was it anyway? A lot of weird shit happened in one day so he lost track of time- wait now that he'd thought of it, he recalled the Antichrist Damien. "I bet that bastard's the one behind this."

Oh looks like he'd figured it out quicker than Damien expected, but how will he go about this situation though?

Craig turned on the room's light switch, getting a clear view of the messy room. Well he could clean up to occupy his time. With that thought, he exited out of the room to retrieve a garbage bag, some air freshener, and some gloves. Once he'd gotten the needed materials, he heard a knock at the front door. He decided to ignore it. Did the person not look at the driveway? Obviously no one was home. Well except him.

He suddenly heard the doorknob being tampered with followed by muffled voices. Were they robbers? Was he seriously about to get robbed? The door clicked and Craig quickly retreated back to Stan's room. Those thieving bastards were lucky Craig didn't get a weapon, call him reckless but no one tried to steal anything from him and got away with it unscathed...Even though this wasn't his house but still.

Once he's safely behind Stan's bedroom door, he locked it and pressed his ear against the wood. The front door slammed closed then he heard their footsteps coming to a halt. "This is breaking in you know," he heard a male's muffled voice deadpan.

"Whatever, it's Raven's own fault for not meeting us at Tweek Bros. like we planned," a female's muffled voice said. Okay so they're obviously not robbers based on how they were talking plus they didn't mention they were going to steal anything. The footsteps resume, this time coming his way, and he backed away from the door.