"Okay class! Choose a partner!" Korosensei shouts over the commotion. I look to Kayano and smile. She almost says something but Karma steps between us.
"Nagisa! Be my partner." He gives me a sadistic smirk and I nod, unable to do anything else.
"S-sure Karma!" I smile before looking behind him and giving a sorry shrug to Kayano.
"Great!" He wraps his arms around me and carries me back to his seat.
"As part of your health course, you will be taking home one of these with you partner!" The octopus pulls out a cardboard box with a baby stamp on the front.
"...A...box?" The class stares, quite confused. Karma hasn't let go of me yet.
"What's inside the box!" He opens it, revealing a baby doll. We have to take care of fake baby's. Easy enough.
"But, since you are assassins and all, they will be equipped with a kill mode. If you let it cry for too long, forget to change it, forget to feed it, or harm it in anyway," he lowers the packaging from his face, showing off his smile. "I can only hope karasuma has taught you well." He laughs, handing out our baby's at Mach 20.
"I bet we'll survive a weekend. Don't you, Na~gi~chan~?" He buries his face in my neck, causing me to make a 'meep' noise. Please don't hear that please don't hear that please- "Awe, that was cute." He squishes my middle and rubs his head against my back.
-/-/-
"So we take care of this robo baby with a bad temper and we pass health? Easy eno-mf?!"
"Don't jinx it!"
"Okay okay, you didn't have to jump on me. I could have dropped our baby."
"Don't say it like that!"
"He is our baby, though! What, you wanna preserve your clean reputation? Making people think you didn't give birth to this beautiful child?" He shows me 'our kid' for the millionth time since we got him.
"How many times to I have to tell you that I can't have kids. I'm a boy." I growl, taking the baby carrier from him.
"Evil Jr. doesn't appreciate your tone." He smirks, wrapping his arm around my neck.
"We are not naming him Evil Jr.. That would be stupid."
"Fine, what do you think we should call him?"
"Lets name himmm... Akira!" I fix the little flannel the little baby is wearing.
"Whatever. I still like my name better." Karma huffs.
"That'll be his middle name."
-/-/-
"Karma can you feed the baby?" I shout over the frying fish.
"Fiiiiine! What should we even give it?" He comes into the kitchen and drapes himself over me.
"There is formula in the box. Just remember to burp him." I hand him a bottle and point him in the right direction.
-/-/-
After a long day of caring for a child...
"I'm so tiirreeed." I flop onto the bed.
"Nagisa?" Karma stumbles in, a little scared sounding.
"What's wrong?" I walk over and feel his head. He is shaky so I lead him to the bed. Wasn't he feeding Akira?
"I-I..." He looks up from the floor with the most worried expression I've ever seen. "I dropped the baby."
A/n I KNOW ITS LATE IM SORRYYYYYY! I was busy... So ummm I'll probably continue this one... I just really needed to update.
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