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"You're a wonderful cook! I haven't had something this good since Karma made me dinner." I smile, trying to inhale my food as quietly as possible. It really is delicious.
"Awe thank you! I taught him well." She pats his head, making him more uncomfortable than he already is. I was about to comment on it when a noise in the kitchen stops me.
"Do you have a cat?" I try to peer around the corner to check but I'm too far.
"No. Why? Are you allergic?" Karmas mother puts her hand on my forehead.
"Hm? Oh, no. I just heard something." Karma looks over at me and we lock eyes. He gives a slight nod and stands.
"Mom, Dad, stay here."
"Oh uh alright then." I set my silverware down and follow close behind Karma, letting him lead to the storage room. He looks inside, motioning for me to look too. There are three guys, buff guys, quietly rummaging through the shelves of precious artifacts.
"Oi! Don't be so loud." The largest one whispers.
"Too late. We could hear you from the kitchen." Karma leans against the door frame and laughs like they're pathetic or something.
"Huh? Oh, just some kids." They turn around and ball up their fists, attempting, and failing, to scare us away.
"Assassins, actually." I grab a knife off the shelf and quickly stab the leg of the man nearest me. He falls to the ground in pain.
"Karma? Honey, are you alright?"
"We're fine mom! Just stay put, please!" He shouts out. He takes off his jacket and grabs a knife out of his pocket. "If she were in here, I wouldn't be able to get messy."
"Oh ho ho! A little tough guy are you?" Karma looks over at me and nods; my Que. "Come at me! I wanna punch your- OOF!" Karma runs strait into the talking guy, knocking him backwards. I do the same to the other one, putting him in a choke hold.
"This was easier than expected!" Karma laughs and continues punching the robber under him, clearly enjoying it.
"Okay, okay calm down. He's unconscious but you don't want him dead." I struggle against the pull on my leg trying to keep me from choking out the intruder.
"Fine. Do you need help?" He takes a glance at my situation and answers that himself. He stands up to get something but the man with a knife in his leg grabs at him. "Fine I'll fight you. Gimme a sec though. Dad! Go up stairs! In my nightstand there is a taser! Please bring it to me!"
"A taser?! Why do you have a taser?!"
"Just get it please!" He kicks the guy in the face, sits down on his chest, and punches him repeatedly. This continues for another half-minute.
"Karma?! What are you doing?!"
"Just taze him!" Karma points at the man I was holding, hinting me to let go. I do, jumping back a ways. He coughs and tries to steady himself. "Dad!"
"I don't know how to work this thing!"
"Gah let me do it!" He snatches the weapon from his father and sends an electric shock through the coughing criminal.
"There." I brush myself off.
"S-son... H-how??..."
"Can we explain later? I'm hungry. Oh, but call the police. These boys need to be picked up."
"I'm sorry you had to see that Mr. Akabane." I bow before walking back to the dining room with Karma. A few seconds after we resume our seats at the table, his dad comes running in, looping his arms around his wife's neck happily.
"Darling! Our son is has a badass boyfriend!"
A/n when your parents are super chill with you being gay but still really annoying about yo boyfriend.
This was the finale! I used WAYYYYY too many exclamation points in this.
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